@JoeyyHauser

MSU (Not the real Joey Hauser)

 Detroit, MI
Joined November 2023
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That was not a Hail Mary, that was a hail netanyahu
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5 million more H1-Bs NOW!
World War Poo
@WorldWarPoo9h
Indian engineer uses his pee to clean his poo This is peak Jugaad
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#bleeding at 6pm local.
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I am going to #kill myself.
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You meet the love of your life and date for 5+ years, you’re about to get married and she casually throws out that she dressed up as the Lorax for Halloween one year in college. Are you still tying the knot?
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NotSourced
@NotSourcedOct 12
James Fishback: “There is a fork in the road. I told that to Vivek and he said, ‘What’s a fork?’”
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What happened to free speech Elon?
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Bruce
@FireNewzOct 9
Guess who else thought they could vote their way out? Russian Christians in 1917. 60,000,000 massacred.
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Alessio Miliojoveivijic
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October 20th can not come soon enough
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Nick Sheridan
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Pat Narduzzi is a complete retard
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“Yeah go ahead and just lay me down on the stairs” Also that’s a bold song choice
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@NotSourcedOct 9
James Fishback cracks a joke about Pfizer being owned by Israelis and the Auburn crowd goes absolutely crazy.
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Might be impossible to come out of a haircut and not look like a complete queer
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Doctor: “I’m sorry son, you have 7 minutes and 5 seconds left to live” Me:
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when mom comes home with tickets to the public execution:
Leading Report
@LeadingReportOct 8
Sec. Pete Hegseth says the execution of convicted Fort Hood t-rrorist Nidal Hasan will be public.
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Canned blue pow. #thursday
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Where do we all of the sudden get the mentality that we are above being questioned?
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰
@the_det_timesOct 8
This is a really bad look for Kelvin Sheppard.
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Me proposing to Sydney Sweeney in her DMs
BRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 7
JUST IN: 🇮🇳 India formally bids to host the 2036 Olympics.
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