I miss Timothy Cook

Ya'll are goofy to think Elon Musk is going to get you a car that flies. That was the silliest presentation ever, and you fell for it. Fu**ing weird beta shit.

.@Ledger's new Atom runs Android apps, locks the screen to Ledger OS when you sign anything, and makes AI agents ask permission before spending. $849. Ships 2027. joesdaily.com/tech/ledger-at…

A special edition that costs less than speccing the regular truck the same way? @INEOS Grenadier Helmsman, from $78,995. joesdaily.com/cars/ineos-gre…

Farina to Hamilton in 200+ archival photos. Graphic Image’s F1 Heroes is the coffee table book for people who argue about Senna vs. Schumacher. joesdaily.com/sports/f1-hero… #f1 #racing #uncratesupply

Jerry Seinfeld is a fucking zio loser.

Amazon tablets finally have the full Google Play Store. Three new Alexa Tablets, from $229.99, shipping October 14. joesdaily.com/tech/amazon-al…

Churro and tobacco in the same candle sounds like a dare. Sign me up, though. joesdaily.com/home/sensory-r…

.@NocsProvisions makes binoculars. Now they've made a $179 camera with no rear screen that docks right onto them. Obvious in hindsight. joesdaily.com/tech/nocs-prov…

.@polaroid's new MOD finally gives you a dial for exposure instead of leaving it all to auto. joesdaily.com/tech/polaroid-…

G 63: 577 hp. Brabus Rocket Edition Cabrio: 900 hp, roof optional. Ten built. joesdaily.com/cars/brabus-90…

$558 for two caviars and a 16 oz A5 Wagyu steak. Split it four ways and it's about $140 a head. That's just a steakhouse night. joesdaily.com/food-drink/pet…

.@insta360 Luna Pro: 1-inch Leica gimbal cam, 8K, native 4K vertical, $599. Available in the US today. The Pocket 4 still isn't. joesdaily.com/tech/insta360-…

.@TudorWatchUSA killed the North Flag in 2021. It's back for 2026 with a GMT hand where the power reserve indicator used to be. $5,525. joesdaily.com/style/tudor-no…

Cooler weather, empty ports, $78 a night with meals and tips included. @Celestyalcruises' winter Med sale might be the best cruise value I've seen this year. joesdaily.com/travel/celesty…

Insta360's Flagship Webcams Just Got a Lot Less Corporate joesdaily.com/tech/insta360s…

Are all the XRP nerds still holding that garbage?

Booked a @Palms Pool cabana for my 40th, expected the usual $35 poolside burger math, and the breakfast burrito was $15 with carne asada and fries in it. Full review: joesdaily.com/travel/palms-p… #PartyAtPalms

Leica Sofort 2: $398. Fujifilm Instax Mini Evo, same platform: $199. That's a two hundred dollar red dot and I'm not sure I'd pay it. joesdaily.com/tech/leicas-so…

Holland America’s Zuiderdam to Add New Staterooms & Grand Dutch Café cruisenews.com/holland-ameri… via @CruiseNewsX