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JoernDraws

@JoernDraws

German illustrator, developer, dad. I like horror, roleplaying games, and pocket knives. • Art: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ShmswGhz0y • Links: https://xitter.cf/t.co/kGIx3btLqs

 Bonn, Germany
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Joined July 2015
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"Still Shot", my illustration for S20E18 of the @NosleepPodcast. Story courtesy of Dominic Breeze.
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It’s Episode 18 of Season 20. Come join us around the campfire for tales about awful artists. Listen at thenosleeppodcast.com/episod… 🎨 @JoernDraws #horrorstories #art #artists #muse #SuperBowl of horror
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Maybe all the boys in my yard brought there by my milkshake would be up for playing some D&D? I could teach them!
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Baharash, the Unbroken, a Dragonborn Fighter / Sorcerer commission for @mellownightmare. This character is a reliable shield and a bulwark against all enemies. Plus, dastardly handsome, of course. #dnd #dragonborn #fighter #sorcerer
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Just realized I never posted this @NosleepPodcast illustration. "Die Smiling" was written by @MarcusDamanda for episode S19E24. Had a blasting modelling for and drawing this!
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For medical reasons, I abstained from coffee for a while. Just had my first cup after 163 days. In unrelated news, I can feel the space between my individual atoms. Excuse me while I find a marathon to sign up for.
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Not too shabby for a short trip. Hello, Palma de Mallorca.
A photo of me from behind, sitting on a beach.

ALT A photo of me from behind, sitting on a beach.

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Just finished watching Audition. Kiri kiri kiri kiri…
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My bike comes with a cookie holder.
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A question from the discord: Does your life insurance kick in when you get bitten and turned into a zombie?
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While I see being bitten by a vampire as a sort of supernatural curse or virus, in most zombie universes, the people die before rising again. So I would say yes, right?
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A Laura Bailey Special. #CriticalRole #criticalrolefanart Given everything that's happening with this app, this might be the last piece I post here. I'm at the new blue social under the same username, hope to see y'all there 💙
An illustration of Laura Bailey's characters against a pinkish background. In the foreground Jester is sitting on the floor and slyly offering a cupcake to Vex, who is sat legs crossed on a floating broomstick, and eyes Jester with a skeptical smile. Behind them stand Imogen and Farriwen (from the Darrington Brigade one shot), looking questioningly at each other's hair and arm markings.

ALT An illustration of Laura Bailey's characters against a pinkish background. In the foreground Jester is sitting on the floor and slyly offering a cupcake to Vex, who is sat legs crossed on a floating broomstick, and eyes Jester with a skeptical smile. Behind them stand Imogen and Farriwen (from the Darrington Brigade one shot), looking questioningly at each other's hair and arm markings.

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There is simply nothing more infuriating to me than someone I rely on professionally telling me that they will get back to me about a topic at a certain time...and then just not fucking doing that.
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Some pictures a friend took on our hike together in Austria. The trail up to the waterfall was described as “easy” on the map, but it DID hit different with 17 kilos on the back.
Me on a hike, wearing a red shirt and a hat, carrying my toddler in a hiking backpack. In the background, you can see a waterfall.

ALT Me on a hike, wearing a red shirt and a hat, carrying my toddler in a hiking backpack. In the background, you can see a waterfall.

Me crouching down and splashing my face with the ice-cold water from the waterfall.

ALT Me crouching down and splashing my face with the ice-cold water from the waterfall.

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Due to being pretty time-constrained, I've taken to watching movies in parts. Watched the first half of "Nope" yesterday, as per @manylittlewords' recommendation. What — and I CANNOT stress this highly enough — the ENTIRE AND UNDIVIDED fuck am I watching.
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Well. That was certainly one of the movies I ever watched.
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Gosh, men’s fashion can be so kind-numbingly boring sometimes. This is an un-curated screenshot from Zalando’s sale page. Nearly fell asleep looking at it. I might have to have someone explain women’s clothes’ sizes to me at some point.
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Work in progress. Oil + apoxie sculpt on panel.
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Hey, so, I‘m on the app with the stock photo icon and I like it so far. Who can I follow?
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I have been given the gift of future nightmares by @manylittlewords. Please enjoy this plethora of horror movie recommendations with me: letterboxd.com/joerndraws/li…
Film list: Gemma Amor told me to watch these

Film list: Gemma Amor told me to watch these

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