Immigration Attorney

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2011
Abogado serio? Si!! *se acomoda su corbata de los #Akatsuki* #itachi
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Acaba de amenazar a la gente con recibir atención médica ????????!!!!!!!!!!!
🚨🇺🇸 Trump: "You'll all be forced into a communist system. You'll be forced into a system where everyone gets healthcare."
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BREAKING: Former gambling helpline director gets 10 years for stealing $1.4M to fund his own gambling
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They talk about him like he’s dead, it’s never been this over for a man genuinely
⚪️💥 José Mourinho: “Yan Diomandé reminds me of young Vinicius Jr”.
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“MSN disappeared when the lights got too bright. BBC lived for those lights.” 🥵
If your team is LOSING, you don't need beauty, you need killers, and that's why I'm subbing on BBC every single time. MSN was built for YouTube, BBC was built for trophies. MSN was beautiful, it was tiki taka, flicks, 131 goals in one season, everyone loved watching them, but beauty does not win you finals when you are 1-0 down in the 93rd minute. BBC was built for war, for the biggest nights, for the moments when football becomes about heart and not highlights. The biggest stage belongs to BBC. MSN won 1 Champions League together. BBC won 4 Champions Leagues together. In 2014 vs Atletico, Bale scored the winner and Ronaldo killed the game. In 2016 vs Atletico, Bale gave the assist and Ronaldo scored the winning penalty. In 2017 vs Juventus, Ronaldo scored a brace. In 2018 vs Liverpool, Benzema pressed Karius into a mistake and Bale scored that bicycle kick, the greatest goal ever scored in a final. When did MSN do that? In 2016 they were out in the quarters, in 2017 they were destroyed 4-0 by PSG and 3-0 by Juventus, in 2018 they were out again in quarters. MSN disappeared when the lights got too bright. BBC lived for those lights. And BBC can play losing, MSN can't. MSN only works when you are winning, when you have the ball, when you have space to dance. BBC works when you are LOSING, when you are tired, when you have no ball. Benzema is the most selfless number 9 ever, he will drop deep and hold the ball with three men on him to give you life. Bale will sprint 80 meters on the counter and win you the game in 2 seconds, remember the Copa del Rey final vs Barcelona? Ronaldo in a losing position is still a monster in the air, in the box, from a cross, from nothing. MSN never had that. They would pass sideways. BBC would score from a cross, a counter, a header, a bicycle kick, anything, they had every weapon.
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The concept of free healthcare being a bad thing Yall americans cannot be THIS stupid bro
🚨🇺🇸 Trump: "You'll all be forced into a communist system. You'll be forced into a system where everyone gets healthcare."
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Imagina un mundo donde todos tienen ACCESO A SALUD 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Os acordáis cuando a Sergio Ramos siendo canterano, sevillano y sevillista declarado le pitaban e insultaban a toda su familia en el Pizjuan mientras que a Dani Alves o Rakitic les hacían homenajes. Todos sabíamos la razón. Los neutrales de LaLiga.
Muchas ganas de tiempo de revisión. ⏰🍿
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🚨🗣️ Mourinho: “Vinicius will START on Wednesday.”
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Yo yéndome a dormir sabiendo que Güler y Diomande juegan en mi equipo:
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Si esto ocurre, lo único que puede hacer el madridismo es pedir cada día la dimisión de Florentino Pérez.
🚨 Doy una noticia a razón de la información de Picón 🚨 Florentino Pérez ha contado a su círculo más cercano que ya tiene pensado el sustituto de José Mourinho si la cosa no mejora. Se trata de Didier Deschamps
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“The fastest way to become the person you want to be is to put yourself in a situation where you have no choice but to become them.” Alex Hormozi.
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*Un señor haciendo burbujas en la calle* Yo con 30 años:
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Trent Alexander-Arnold y Denzel Dumfries desde la banca viendo como Fede Valverde es mejor que ellos de lateral derecho.
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Boludo que de la nada ruede un piano es posiblemente lo más francés que vi en el año
🇫🇷 | En Francia, un manifestante no se derrumbó a pesar del agua a presión disparada por la policía.
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Replying to @SevillaFC
Como callasteis aquí eh 🐀 🐀
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We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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simulation theory has been proven right here right now
We placed the fruit fly brain inside Odyssey-3, a frontier world model. The lil’ guy is now flying around totally imagined, simulated worlds all by itself 🫶
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¡Qué elegancia la de Francia!
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I fucking hope so
Paris today. Your city tomorrow?
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Estamos ante una de las fotografías del Siglo XXI.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La imagen adjunta es generada por IA según el detector Pangram, que la clasifica como completamente artificial con alta confianza. No es una fotografía real del siglo XXI. x.com/pangram/status… pangram.com/history/images…
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