My wife had once told me that from now on, I would have to start subscribing to her services if I wanted to enjoy certain benefitas her husband. 😂 At first, I laughed because I thought she was joking until she sat me down, opened her laptop, and showed me five different subscription packages she had prepared. For more context, we had been married for three years, and although we had our disagreements, I thought our marriage was doing fine. So when she sat me down on a Saturday morning and announced that she had introduced a subscription plan for her services, I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or call someone to come and check on her. Me: "Baby, what exactly am I looking at?" Wife: "My service packages. From now on, you choose the level of service you want from your wife." I stared at her laptop, then at her face. Me: "Hold on. Are you seriously trying to make me subscribe to my own wife?" Wife: "I'm not forcing you. I'm just giving you options." Me: "Options? We're married! Since when did marriage come with a pricing plan?" She burst out laughing. Wife: "Just hear me out before you start complaining." Me: "I'm already concerned. I didn't know I needed to read the terms and conditions before marrying you." She pointed at the first package. The Basic Package included a good morning kiss, hugs, compliments, and access to the television remote without complaints. I looked at her. Me: "So you're telling me there's a possibility I could lose access to the remote in my own house?" Wife: "If you don't subscribe, you might have to negotiate for it." Me: "This is how it starts. Today, it's the remote. Tomorrow, I'll need a password to enter my own bedroom." She laughed so hard she nearly dropped the laptop. Then I noticed the next package. And things got even more interesting. ...