If at @Couchie_31’s cheesy grin can get 50 retweet’s I’ll donate 50 quid to charity

Tan is that strong at the moment only a couple shades off being light skinned 👨🏾

Southgate out.

Would genuinely rather go to work than royal Cornwall.

2023 was going so bloody well started a business, got engaged ….. until the last day…. My gets Wallet stolen.

Best impression of chewbacca sent too this number +447901754027 I’ll donate 50 quid too a charity of their choice! Must be at least 20 entries so please share! (WhatsApp only) #chewy

Days like this make me realise how stupid I must of been too choose an outside occupation! 🙄

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Class! 👏

You know it’s bad when the barber say too you ‘not long before turkey ey’

Mo salah not looking like a 400k a week player is he…?

Everyone at @Roche_CC right now @jimmer_cole #pray4jimmy

Ever asked your misses what she’s wearing tonight and she’s wearing what she’s wearing tonight! 🙃

When are people just going to simply admit Women’s sports just isn’t as exciting as Men’s! 🤷‍♂️

Who in Jewish culture decided it was a good idea to start lopping off foreskins?

Imagine being Steven caulker having to go from your lovely mansion to Botswana away in an #afcon qualifier!

Anyone wanna send me a positive rona test so I can have another 10days off!

Does anyone else get a roll of wrapping paper and turn into a Jedi or is it just me!?

Imagine having a sibling you actually liked!

Now I’m not a great speller me self but come on! 😂

Imagine being a full grown man and going too a football game for a fight! 😂😂