Joe Walljasper

Harrison Butker is again a little too far to the right for my taste.

What are we even doing with replay if this is called incomplete?

Watching Mizzou at the end of that game was like following Shia LeBeouf down Bourbon Street: “That’s a bad choice. … I wouldn’t do that if I were you. … Not a great decision there. … Maybe don’t do that please.”

Of all the different kinds of extortionists, NFL owners are my least favorite.

A dozen weird things happened afterward in that game, but that tackle for loss by Marquis Gracial on the goal line in the fourth quarter to force a field goal was huge for Mizzou to win that game.

Two straight double-digit-win seasons were nice, but today was Eli Drinkwitz’s best day as Mizzou’s coach. Stayed aggressive in a tight game and got rewarded.

When I listened to Mizzou games on the radio in the early 80s and heard the words “Andy Hill” and “Trenton, Missouri,” it was such rush of small-town pride. Holy crap, my T-ball umpire just caught a touchdown pass against Oklahoma! Great guy, great coach, great career.

For the old timers, this Mizzou team in this SEC feels a lot like the late 80s Mizzou teams in the Big Eight. Really just missing a terrible Mizzou-themed rap song to take it to the next level.

When the Chiefs decide to lose a Super Bowl, they don’t mess around.

Mizzou overcame Florida and the invention of TV cameras and rewind buttons tonight.

Ferentz will never forgive himself for not punting there.

Why do I even watch the first 2 hours and 55 minutes of Chiefs games?

Excited about what the Chiefs offense will be able to accomplish once they start playing a left tackle who can mildly inconvenience opposing edge rushers.

All the provel cheese on those Imo’s pizzas have made the bones in Brady Cook’s hands unbreakable.

Brady Cook with an epic effort today. Pretty amazing.

How did this team ever beat UMass?

I’ve noticed that multiple prescription drugs have side effects involving the skin of the perineum. For such a small patch of real estate, just incredible overachievement in the field of side effects for the perineum.

On the bright side, my afternoon schedule is now opening up for some antiquing, perhaps a fall festival or a long walk in the woods.

Drink is really all over the map with his fourth-down decision making.

I know the Mizzou basketball team holds daily practices, but it shows no evidence its players have ever met. This team has the offensive cohesion and defensive togetherness of five guys who happened to show up at the same time at a rec center.