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Dormant rock star.

Gosport, England
Joined September 2009
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One band was Let Down here. No Surprises. Spice girls, perhaps Fitter, Happier... Maybe Roni Size did some Electioneering? Can consider himself Lucky. I'd have been Climbing Up The Walls. anyway... subterranean homesick alien and stuff.
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Kris Campbell with one of the best goals you'll ever see at this level, followed by the stupidest 2nd yellow you'll ever see. Ref quite right, tbf. Ran out of his way to celebrate in the face of the player he just skinned... This ain't Baller League. @GosportBFC @GosportBoroSC
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...3-2 now. From three nil up and the game being over. Just to celebrate in an opponent's face. Madness.
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A penalty save and two other unbelievable stops from the 'Boro keeper. Campbell owes him a pint. 😳
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“I’d like to thank God for fucking up my life and at the same time not existing - quite a special skill.” - The great Sean Hughes, nine years gone today.
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Fair.
Surround yourself with people who see a flying car and say, "Awesome!" Not people who see a flying car and say, "It's not actually flying" or "I don't see the point." This post is not about cars :)
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The top 11 @England caps actually combine for a decent XI. *Apologies for shunting Sir Bobby to left mid, and for adding to the neverending Gerrard/Lampard midfield quandary This lot would absolutely get us a bit excited one summer before a penalty shootout defeat in the semi.
On the cusp of yet more #ThreeLions history 🦁
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The WASPI women are going to be apoplectic when they hear about this in 20 years time
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Nah, ask a Pompey fan if they'd swap a decade in the bottom half of the Championship for their memories of the Premier League and winning the FA Cup. Was painful after, but you can't erase those memories, even if Sol Campbell probably shouldn't have been earning £50k a week.
I feel sorry for their fans who have been there through the dark times when they were playing in the lower leagues, some may not feel the same about that but they were hoodwinked for over 15 years and the realisation that they may be back to that position again or even worse must feel like a horrible pit in the stomach.
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Fella sums up so much about set pieces in football too, here. When you're feeling it, ya just know it's going in. Coolest egg-chaser there ever was.
Every last kick holds all the information I need for creating the perfect next one. To get everything from it though, I’ve got to make sure i’m giving everything to it, which means my full energy and attention!
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#Pompey Pints. There ain't many places I'd rather be on a sunny Sunday in England.
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Red Red Wine, UB40. ...by a distance.
What’s the actual Worst Song Ever? Like if you died and went to hell, what song would be playing on a loop?
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Trump: I demand Greenland! Denmark: No. Trump: Ok, how about you agree not to let Russia and China establish military bases there? Denmark: Well I mean we weren’t going to do…you know what? Deal! Trump: My enemies fold again.
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Whenever I watch Rashford play, I feel like he isn't entirely aware that there is an opposition. Just dribbles into them, before looking surprised. He's perhaps the best player in the world, on his own, on a 4G pitch, before everyone rocks up for training. @ManUtd
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Energy? He fkd up that for us. UK - US relations? He fkd up that for us. UK - Israel relations? He fkd up that for us. Our economy? He fkd up that for us. Why is this preening bellend anywhere near the levers of power? Everything he touches turns to shit.
Watch my parliamentary statement on Israel and Palestine in full:
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All this, with a brew, and @FootballManager when it was still fun to play. We never knew how good we had it.
I feel sorry for people who didn’t grow up in this era… This was football in its prime 😢🤩
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Those £2 bus fares are going to be a timely boost for this driver. 🫣
🚨 WATCH: A driver crashes her car after calling Nigel Farage a “wanker”
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Can Argentina and Argentinians really be proud of their team? Bunch of rats. I fear if it was England, I'd be excited, but there would be some considerable discomfort if we won in such an unsporting manner.
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