Impossible though it is these days to select a Manchester United team, here is the one I would send out versus Roma on Tuesday:
Lammens
Dalot RB Yoro CB Heaven CB Amass LB
Mainoo Baleba
Fernandes
Lacey RW, Mbeumo CF Cunha LW
Don't want to see Harry Maguire or Lisandro Martinez anywhere near the team sheet.
#MUFC
The very best outcome for all Manchester United fans around the world would be for the team to be relegated this season, for the Glazers and INEOS to sell up and go and finally for an ambitious and hungry new owner to come in, rebuild the team and build a new stadium. #MUFC
Glazers, INEOS, Berrada and Wilcox discussion after the game today:
"Let's wait another 2 weeks lads until the 15th November when Carrick's break clause takes effect. That will save us a few more quid."
"Who should be The Manager boys? Emery, Conte, Howe or Nagelsmann?"
"We can't afford Emery and won't get him. We can't have Conte as he's too in your face. Nagelsmann didn't succeed at Bayern or for the German national team so who is it then lads?"
Jason Wilcox, "Eddie Howe is your man. We must have a tried and tested PL Manager. Get him hired by Monday."
#MUFC
Lisandro Martinez is a brain dead and selfish footballer who should NEVER play for Manchester United again.
He's arrogant. His opinion of himself is overstated and he has done nothing for United for a very long time.
Adiós Lisandro.
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Just watch that replay of how both Harry Maguire and particularly Lisandro Martinez just didn't smell the danger of Morgan Rogers run.
How on earth a Premier League centre back pairing allow someone to run straight through them is unfathomable.
#MUFC
I asked for determination and fight and we got that in the first half. Could have scored 3 or 4 goals and should be 2 up. Must make sure that we don't regret not taking those chances. I'd like to see Mainoo on for the 2nd half instead of Baleba whose first 30 minutes was awful. #MUFC
Not firing Michael Carrick as Manchester United Manager after the worst start to a season for 40 years because the Glazers, INEOS and #MUFC have run out of money, is very sobering indeed.
They need to put the club up for sale tonight at a fair valuation and do the right thing.
Glazers and INEOS thought Carrick and staff would do the right thing and walk after an abomination of a start to the season. Once Sir Jim and Co realised that they would be paying out large compensation again for the 3rd time in just TWO years, the BANK of Jim said NO! #MUFC
Forget anyone else in the market, if Manchester United decide to replace Michael Carrick with a new coach, that person should be Unai Emery.
Get the man to Old Trafford. Elite coach, plays great football and more importantly improves every player under his watch.
#MUFC
The Glazers were NEVER fit for purpose from the moment they unethically bought Manchester United in 2005.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe and INEOS are also not fit for purpose and never have been.
Most of Manchester United's players are not fit for purpose.
Finally, Carrick as Manager is NOT fit for purpose.
That's a great recipe for success isn't it?
#GlazersOut #INEOSOut #CarrickOut #PlayersOut #MUFC
Michael Carrick has 45 minutes left as Manchester United Manager unless something miraculous happens in the second half.
The players are not bothered. They are not fit. Nor motivated.
It's as bad as it has ever been.
#MUFC
Bruno Fernandes should be substituted off immediately. No excuses whatsoever. Get him off the pitch now! #MUFC
Whilst there was more energy and purpose today, particularly in the first half, Michael Carrick's in game management is so questionable. I can't see how it will get better from here, so for me, I'd welcome a change in Manager to press the reset button, which is much needed. #MUFC
Here is the team I'd play against Leeds on Sunday:
Lammens
Yoro, Maguire, Martinez, Heaven
Mainoo, Santos, Baleba
Mbeumo, Fernandes, Rashford
4-3-3
I'd tell Rashford that he has to score at least one to stay in the team. I think he needs one goal to settle down.
#MUFC
Who do we want as the next Manchester United Manager to restore some much needed self-respect from the players and therefore respect to the Manchester United fan base? Here are the top 4 candidates in the market. Who's your pick? #MUFC
21%Eddie Howe
30%Fabian Hurzeler
19%Julian Nagelsmann
30%Antonio Conte
47 votes • Final resultsLet's talk about Carlos Baleba and the difference he made when he replaced Youri Tielemans who was completely garbage. Was blowing like a punctured tyre after 25 minutes. Baleba has to start every game from now on. He could be the only positive summer transfer. #MUFC
The Manchester United Executive Board had enough evidence after the Fulham game to sack Michael Carrick. Choosing not to do so was reckless and cowardly. We all knew it should have happened and today's calamitous performance confirmed it. Get a new Coach on Monday! #MUFC

