@JoeRunsThis

Director #TheDwenCurryStory Writer/Director #LethalLegacy on @BETPlus Co-EP #SugarMamas for CBSTV. Previously mistaken for Hannibal Buress. 🧐

 Los Angeles, California
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Joined October 2007
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Ahh. Memories. xitter.cf/jimmykimmel/status/100…
Jimmy Kimmel
@jimmykimmel9 Jun 2018
Please watch this truly hilarious Spider-Man story from @HannibalBuress
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The Diplomat stresses me out so bad in the best way. It's pretty much the only time I care about politics. 😩😅
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It's fucking outrageous how good The Diplomat is. Netflix better not ever let this one go.
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This is the most corrupt administration in American history.
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Well.. I just binge watched all seven seasons of The Good Wife, as a first-time viewer.. and.. yeah. Overall, I enjoyed it.
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B mac@mcpherson_kOct 16
Children coming home from school in coffins 2000-2025: 529 Children coming home from school with sex change surgery: still 0 Are we embarrassed yet?
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Oh, hear the fuck we go. 🙄 Southwest-- yall okay??
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I can almost guarantee it was a cheap producer who made this decision and not the network itself. Not defending the network at all, but Network execs are lazy and barely ever know what's going on with a Production's day to day.
Variety
@VarietyOct 12
Jessica Lange says FX was "too f*cking cheap" to pay for cars home from the "American Horror Story" set, so the cast had to drive themselves and it's “still a bone of contention." “We had to drive ourselves. We would drive ourselves home at like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning, park on some street in the French Quarter, and find our way home," Lange said at PaleyFest alongside Sarah Paulson, who laughed in approval. variety.com/2026/tv/news/jes…
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Whoever is mad at @kellyclarkson can fuck ALL the way off. I've met her quite a few times while in Nashville. She is the epitome of kindness and grace. If she's mad at anyone, they 100% deserved it. Don't @ me.
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You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.
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@damnITdameeOct 11
We gotta face the fact that a lot people we love…dgaf about us fr.
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Why do i do this to myself?
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Hard to believe that we have a rapist, a convicted felon, and a pedophile as president. But here we are.
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He’s not giving you $5K after the midterms you fucking idiots.
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Yall, an ice cream truck just went down the street. AN ICE CREAM TRUCK! They still make those??
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Covie
@covie_93Oct 9
So a book with two gay penguins will traumatize kids but a public execution wouldn't???
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Laura Bassett
@LEBassettOct 9
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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Manda
@mandaconda__Oct 9
I wish they’d livestream some fucking Epstein arrests.
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Tim Hannan
@TimHannanOct 8
Donald Trump raped kids. How are we not a failure of a society that he’s still in office?
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Tonight's opening sequence of #Elsbeth was brought to you by #SinfulConfessions. A scroned lover shooting her lover after him getting his ass whooped from a 3rd party? That was straight from the first few chapters of Book 1: Inaugural Secrets. a.co/d/0etjMmBO

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Donald Trump is an embarrassment to the United States.
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