NOT the inventor of Altoona style pizza. Co-Showrunner / EP of Ghosts & Co-Creator / Co-Showrunner / EP of Eternally Yours (both shows on CBS and Paramount +).

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2009
Thursdays at 8:30 on CBS!
Replying to @devinemax4
Don’t take my word on it every show i watch im high but its called eternally yours
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Joe Port 🇺🇸 retweeted
Pretty much sums it up…for now ;) 🧛‍♂️
That new vampire comedy show has this bit where the hot vampire guy didn’t turn his lover and she’s this older lady who keeps finding out they are vampires and he just erases it from her mind every time but also they also like bang a lot
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Honestly a travesty that @benzelspretzels of Altoona is not on this map.
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Check out an all new CBS Ghosts, this Thursday. Ghosts: more popular than ballrooms.
Trump's ballroom is very unpopular: More people believe in ghosts (39%) & telepathy (29%) than support it (28%). The ballroom is such a political problem as it reinforces for Americans that Trump has the wrong priorities (67%) & they disapprove of him on govt. spending (67%).
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Typically R’s in Altoona run unopposed. Because D’s don’t ever think it’s winnable.
Wow. Not a pickup, but in returns that include day-of voting, Democrats are losing a 66-33 Trump seat in Altoona PA by a 53-47 margin.
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Wow! According to these latest numbers, #GhostsCBS is the Number One Comedy ON ALL OF TELEVISION, including streaming.
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New life challenge: voice texting the word obfuscating.
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Trump watching Xi, Putin & Modi all hanging out without him
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Crazy. We wrote this a decade ago and - though it didn't get shot back then - the script was the reason CBS tapped us to adapt Ghosts. Hopefully now it can be a Ghosts companion. Very excited to get to make this! deadline.com/2025/07/ghosts-…
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The only party Aurora Fane can get invited to is a pity party! #TheGildedAge
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FAR more important things going on in the world, but @PrimoWater is quickly rising up the ladder of worst companies on the planet to deal with.
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Too bad Nobody Wants This is already taken cause it would be a great title for the documentary about this.
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If this has all been orchestrated by the Steelers to bury the Rodgers news, honestly I get it.
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Tonight Jay’s restaurant finally opens! Or will it?… Check out our longest titled episode yet “It’s the End of the World As We Know It And What Were We Talking About.” Written by ⁦@KiraKalush⁩! #ghostscbs 🌸👻
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