@JoeMulder

Twitter non-sensation.

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
"It's a marathon, not a race." - Johnny Bananas, MTV's "The Challenge."
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Replying to @EmilyVBurns
Why did he run against a woman?
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Two types of people stand like this, quarterbacks and old-timey mayors
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Rom-coms could just as easily be pronounced “roam-combs” if you think about it. I wonder if they flipped a coin or something.
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Gonna have to start taking Lipitor for high cholesterol, but the rather bemused tone of the guy from the doctor’s office when he told me “Everything else actually looks really good” leads me to believe I can otherwise just keep doing what I’m doing and/or not doing.
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Goes for Caleb Williams too
You hate to see that happen to Aaron Rodgers, even as a Vikings fan. Not the way you want it to go. [Meanwhile, inside Bad Joe's head...]
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National anthem singers at sporting events should be determined by mandatory-participation random spectator lottery.
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It’s coming.
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The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war.
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What trip to Chicago would be complete without a stop to respectfully appreciate great American art?
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Another stadium checked off the list 👍🏻
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Just tell her high winds are forecast in very dry conditions and her schedule will free up to travel.
LOS ANGELES: According to her office, Mayor Karen Bass will not travel to Washington, D.C., to testify before Congress after being called to appear over concerns about how federal homelessness funds have been spent in Los Angeles. Her office says Bass has a scheduling conflict and will not attend the Sept. 15 hearing. The city says it is cooperating with the congressional records request.
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It sounds for all the world like she’s saying “Real capitalism has never been tried”
America was built on the institution of slavery. It is how America became a world economic power — the buying and selling of people being tied to the economy. That is effectively white supremacy, since it was a race-based system. Fast forward to other economic policies that were guided by race — housing, employment, etc. There were rules that prevented Black people from equally participating in the free economy. In fact, one of the most glaring features of American capitalism is racial inequality. The racial wealth gap exists because specific policies were put in place to suppress economic participation. So yes, capitalism is tied to white supremacy.
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America's economy was not built on slavery. Enslaved labor produced roughly 10-13% of GNP around 1860, with cotton at 5-6%. U.S. dominance came from post-1865 Northern industrialization, long after abolition. city-journal.org/article/slaver… aeaweb.org/articles?id=10…
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More than anything else I’d be embarrassed to have everyone know I was only 5’9”.
Jed York, the owner of the San Francisco 49ers, was arrested on prostitution charges after allegedly attempting to pay $140 for sex with a woman at a trailer park. However, York took a plea deal and was only charged with disorderly conduct. He was sentenced to just one night in jail and a fine of $1,150.
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a) The attention is a bonus, not the whole point, and b) Of course we can help it but doing so involves minor to moderate personal discomfort.
i believe people who sneeze loudly a) can help it and are choosing not to exercise restraint, and b) delight in the attention they receive for their sneezes
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You said A BRIDGE TOO FAR but I know you really meant RAT RACE (2001)
A Bridge Too Far has the most stacked cast in cinema history.
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This deserved more
More like “Fuxembourg” am I right
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Wait… JUST NOW? And we’re supposed to be worried?
⚡A humanoid robot just ran 100m in 9.39 seconds, faster than Usain Bolt's world record of 9.58! World Humanoid Robot Games 2026 has just started in Beijing!
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Make a band bigger. I’ll go first: Maroon 8.
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The LA mayoral race is like if you were voting for fire chief (to pick a simile at random) and your choices were A) the shittiest, most incompetent fire chief you’ve ever seen, and B) a serial arsonist who burns stuff down then goes back the next day and jerks off onto the ashes.
WATCH: After last night’s L.A. mayoral debate, @nithyavraman took time to answer our questions about @MayorOfLA Karen Bass’ attacks — including Bass saying Raman is trying to portray herself as an “outsider” despite serving on the City Council for six years. Bass left immediately after the debate and did not take questions from reporters. Raman says she’s running for mayor to have the power to control departments and bring the city and county together “on day one.”
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