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Joe Segal

@JoeMSegal
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Joined October 2012
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Yup we’ve made this point before
Brooklyn Comedy Fan (@bkcomedyfan) profile pictureBrooklyn Comedy Fan@bkcomedyfan4 Mar 2020
Replying to @annakhachiyan @nobody_stop_me
Voters are now calling on RS to address the theory that the DNC is purposely sabotaging any chance of winning in 2020, because continuing to fight Trump is the best rallying call for Dems to raise $ for years to come, $ for an even more important cause, paying their fat salaries.
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Anyone who gets publicly mad when someone new enters a race for an election/nomination, but isn’t also supporting ranked choice voting so this wouldn’t be a problem, is annoying. Shouldn’t need to police who runs. The “splitting votes/support” thing doesn’t have to be a problem.
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My man!! Congrats, @BraxtonWinston 👍✊️ xitter.cf/anatescott/status/9282…
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FCC Chairman Ajit Pai is one of the worst Trump henchmen. Can we please agree to reverse every action he takes in 3 years once Trump is out? Please let's just plan to reset the state of all regulations to where they were in Fall 2016 and go from there. No rule changes should stay
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Joe Segal@JoeMSegal16 Sep 2014
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump What's up with your casinos in Atlantic City? What's gonna happen to them? You're doing okay, right?
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So much room to tweeeeeet, ahhh well here's some DNA: AAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTATAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCTGAGCTAGCTAGCAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCTGAAAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTCAAGCTAGCTAGCTGAAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCTGAAGCTAGCTAGCAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCTGAAGCTAGCTAGCAAGCTAGCTAGCAA
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*Sees a crowd of people* Ewwewewugh, gross... Look at all that blood! Awwh scary! (Hasn't come to terms with how ppl are all full of blood.)
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It's sad that our children's generation will grow up not being able to use the phrase "it's a free country" as an excuse for being bratty.
The police's obsession with petty drug busts gives a fucked up new meaning to the old phrase "possession is nine tenths of the law." xitter.cf/justinshanes/status/83…
Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) profile pictureJustin Shanes@justinshanes23 Feb 2017
Petty drug offenses are reliable cover 4 harassing/frisking/jailing minorities. It's about racist policing, not weed xitter.cf/radleybalko/status/834…
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People think they're so cool to "make stuff with their hands." Well know what controls your hands? Your brain. Nerds.
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Trump order begins by invoking 9/11 three times 9/11 hijackers were from Egypt, Saudi Arabia, UAE & Lebanon None of those countries banned
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.@AjitPaiFCC While I can still get this message over the Internet...Don't repeal net neutrality! We don't love Comcast & Verizon like you do
If you're worried that Mexicans are taking over this country, you are racist. If you're worried Russians are taking over, you are woke af.
Edward @Snowden risked himself so that extreme unchecked powers wouldn't fall into the hands of Trump. We owe him a pardon now, @BarackObama
Imagine that, white men largely voting for Trump, after it became the default in-joke of all the cool smart progressives: White men are evil
How much did people hear about the candidates' positions on climate change or education, vs "trump is really rude" and "he has small hands"?
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The far left ignoring the policy issues and just screaming hysterically how everyone is racist/sexist DIDN'T WORK
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The establishment went against the will of the people in both primaries. GOP lost & got Trump. Dem party won & got Clinton. The people chose
Replying to @nytimes
.@nytimes @nytopinion maybe focusing on identity politics & ad hominem attacks instead of more consequential issues wasn't the best strategy
.@TheDemocrats 👏👏🏻👏🏾 well done
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