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me spank plank

sf bay area, california
Joined January 2011
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No. It doesn’t start here. It doesn’t start anywhere near here. @Budget at CLT airport is failing in an epic fashion. No inventory. Not enough employees to assist the 45-60 customers being held captive against their will. Horrendous business model. Avoid at all costs. – at Charlotte, NC
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Hey @monkeybrainsnet! Got any news for us customers in Bernal? No service since about 7:30 pm Saturday 1/14.
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Every neighborhood has a hustler. But my neighborhood had had one of the original kings of con men his name was G-man. A thread.
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A Tale Of 2 Humptys. Sometime in the early 1960s my mother made me a Humpty Dumpty stuffed doll, sewn from a pattern kit. It was my faithful and constant companion/chew toy/screaming pillow for several years. Poor guy absorbed a lot of dirt ‘n’ drool ‘n’ tears over the years
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I called him “Humpy,” of course - little did I know then what perverted connotations were. Or did I!?!? My sister Barbara found a new version of the same kit a few years ago and made me a new and improved version. So far Humpy II is still clean and devoid of any traces of drool.
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1. This thread is going to be the entirety of the intro to Judge Brann's dismissal of the Trump campaign's federal lawsuit in Pennsylvania. It lays everything out beautifully.
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Trump’s father made his entire fortune in ‘democrat run cities’ building housing with no-interest FHA loans, otherwise known as democratic socialism. @realDonaldTrump
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SUPER-SPREADER
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Freakiest sunset ever. Westward view from my backyard in SF, CA #TheHorror #ApocalypseWow
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HowellDevine take a stroll! “Steady Rollin Man” youtu.be/GhHjjipSg2k via @YouTube
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I’m a MAGA teen 🎶 🇺🇸 💪
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COVID Update July 8: Today I testified publicly to the MN House Committee on the Pandemic. My remarks ended with 5 pieces of advice for the public. 1/
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How to more cases than anybody in the world
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Confessions of a Former Bastard Cop - Officer A. Cab - Medium medium.com/@OfcrACab/confess…
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