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Joe Hollenbach

@JoeHollenbach

Laura, Madeline, Heath. FDHS History Teacher. Tottenham Til I Die.

Joined January 2009
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Shit like this from the Prem officials is why people think the league is fixed. BECAUSE IT IS! Only thing stopping VAR from issuing a red is the script.
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@Ellis_Sep 6
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Three years later and he's at Tottenham, further solidifying my suspicions...
Joe Hollenbach (@JoeHollenbach) profile pictureJoe Hollenbach@JoeHollenbach20 Aug 2023
Chelsea paid a fee for Mudryk that suggested he was the next Eden Hazard. Can confirm he very much is not…
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England got Tuchel’d…
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With one of the top revenue streams in world football, these two diabolical men drove Tottenham Hotspur to the brink of cataclysm. They should have been fired this morning. No Questions Asked!
Tottenham Tiers (@TottenhamTiers) profile pictureTottenham Tiers
@TottenhamTiersMay 25
Vinai Venkatesham’s position at #Tottenham is believed to be SECURE this summer but Johan Lange’s is less certain. [@TomAllnutt_] 🥇
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All Mark Pope does these days is make mistakes...
Dylan Ballard (@DylanBallard_UK) profile pictureDylan Ballard
@DylanBallard_UKApr 29
I’m usually someone who sees both sides especially with UK and I defend them a lot But announcing McBride on a UK account 30 minutes before the Stokes decision was a mistake The post-commitment window is when players get the most love… & this buried it
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My King 👑
The Spurs Web (@thespursweb) profile pictureThe Spurs Web
@thespurswebApr 17
🗣️Toby Alderweireld on Cuti Romero and Micky van de Ven: "I look at Romero, I look at Van de Ven ... They just aren't reaching their level. Again, not for a period, but actually for an entire season. "Then I also look at Romero who gets red cards too often, doesn't make the right decisions and therefore lets his team down." [ESPN NL]
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Sunderland’s entire approach was to let Brobbey play CF like an NFL Strong Safety. Hit the Tottenham players at every opportunity and trust that Rob Jones wouldn’t call it. It worked.
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Brobbrey has had no less than three yellow card offenses this game, including one that’s lead to a head injury. Rob Jones and all of the prem officials are gutless. Brobbrey should’ve been sent off for that.
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Rob Jones thinks advantage should be played for 30 seconds before pulling it back to the foul…
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The amount of people in the comments who don't realize it's April 1st 🤣
Kentucky Football (@UKFootball) profile pictureKentucky Football
@UKFootballApr 1
We're going big with the blue this fall. #GoBigBlue 📰➡️ ukathletics.com/news/2026/04…
Kroger Field with a blue field.

ALT Kroger Field with a blue field.

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I know one man who got results against the big boys. And he played the kids, turning them into stars. I wonder what his availability is for next season...
DAN (@YidVids) profile pictureDAN@YidVidsMar 13
Spurs have won 2 of their last 26 games against Liverpool home/away. 4-1 (2017) and 2-1 (2023). Our record against all the big clubs (except City) is atrocious.
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Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) profile pictureTottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficialMar 10
Llorente gives the hosts the lead. 🔴 1-0 ⚫️
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Kinsky literally chooses to pull his arm back instead of extending it to deflect away the shot. What the hell!?!
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A 19 year old kid from Leeds cares more than any of these overpaid prima donnas. Play the kids. They'll actually fight.
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I'm so excited to watch Archie Gray, Mathys Tel, and Lucas Bergvall tear up the Championship next year.
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Daily Hotspur
@Daily_HotspurMar 1
This is THE worst #thfc team in my lifetime.
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Tottenham Hotspur: Overuse FC. No player in their right mind would ever sign with this club. Spurs will run your body into the ground.
The Spurs Express (@TheSpursExpress) profile pictureThe Spurs Express
@TheSpursExpressFeb 11
🚨| Wilson Odobert has suffered a left ACL tear. @le_Parisien
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Tottenham Hotspur
@SpursOfficialFeb 11
The Club has taken the decision to make a change in the Men’s Head Coach position and Thomas Frank will leave today. Thomas was appointed in June 2025, and we have been determined to give him the time and support needed to build for the future together. However, results and performances have led the Board to conclude that a change at this point in the season is necessary. Throughout his time at the Club, Thomas has conducted himself with unwavering commitment, giving everything in his efforts to move the Club forward. We would like to thank him for his contribution and wish him every success in the future.
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Frank invariably puts Tottenham in a hole with his tactics. When chasing the lead, he trots Kolo Muani out there off the bench who does eff-all. We literally have Luca Williams-Barnett on the bench, a youngster filled with invention. Why not chuck him on in these situations?
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