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Joe Coletta

@JoeColetta

Guy who attempts humor occasionally

 NY
Joined January 2009
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The entire covid saga summed up in less than 2.5 mins. Absolutely on the money, and hilarious AF 😭👌🏻⚡️
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Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChenFeb 27
Trump was shot and had several assisantion attempts foiled. Charlie Kirk was executed in broad daylight. But sure, you guys are the victims.
Nina Turner (@ninaturner) profile pictureNina Turner
@ninaturnerFeb 27
Black candidates need armed security in this political environment. There is no “unarmed” security at Black political events.
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Matt Gaetz
@mattgaetz18 Sep 2025
How many people has 7-OH killed? I can’t find a single case where there wasn’t some other drug (like fentanyl) in the system when someone has died with 7-OH. Maybe I’m missing something. 🤔 By comparison, Tylenol kills 550 people per year.
Attorney General James Uthmeier (@AGJamesUthmeier) profile pictureAttorney General James Uthmeier
@AGJamesUthmeier18 Sep 2025
Thanks to our emergency rule and the hard work of the @FDACS, nearly 18,000 dangerous 7-OH products have been wiped off the shelves.   We will continue to protect our kids from this poison that carries a high risk for abuse and death. myfloridalegal.com/newsrelea…
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Anyone else notice that when one of our heroes was assinated in cold blood if front of thousands of people including his wife and young kids that not a single store in America had to board up their windows? That tell us everything you need to know.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk10 Sep 2025
The Left is the party of murder
Shaun Maguire (@shaunmmaguire) profile pictureShaun Maguire
@shaunmmaguire10 Sep 2025
The Left lectured us for the last decade about the dangers of violence from the Right From the assassination attempts of President Trump To Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO, being murdered Now to Charlie Kirk The danger was actually on the Left
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CK@FiveRunDingers16 Jan 2024
Reality?
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This is patently false. I registered for a patent on this untrueness
Royce Lopez (@hippojuicefilm) profile pictureRoyce Lopez
@hippojuicefilm16 Jan 2024
"The Reason the Cousin Joe Show hasn't come back is because @DaveSaitzyk is Lazy." - @JoeColetta
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The Titty Tuesday Edition of Everyone's Favorite Morning Show, Daywave is Live With The Master of the Mornings, @hippojuicefilm, The LOLcow King, @JJstoner, and Twitter Assassin, @incrediblysulky! Special Guest: Bad Friend, @JoeColetta! rumble.com/v3pvl9v-episode-1…
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Really sad that Amy Schumer had to resort to OnlyFans.
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Joe Coletta@JoeColetta15 Oct 2023
Replying to @MichaelRapaport
@MichaelRapaport
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it’s JEWISH
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CK@FiveRunDingers15 Oct 2023
Replying to @JoeColetta @DaveSaitzyk
Ready with
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Apparently this man is going to perform open heart surgery on the floor of irving plaza. Why else would this be worn
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Why am I seeing this on Tidal? Is Lenny Thomas releasing a swimming song? Enough for fucks sake
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This is what a drunken impulse buy looks like. Yes, i realize I'm a cheese dick for this.
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Yuri Deigin
@ydeigin13 Dec 2021
Ok, this one’s actually funny 😆
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In other news, Boston has good taste in music.
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I thought the goal was for us to take this seriously. Maybe don't have Clint Howard in a wig and lipstick as your go to for health information. Of any kind.
Combat COVID (@Combat__COVID) profile pictureCombat COVID@Combat__COVID21 Jul 2021
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When did most "comics" decide comedy takes a back seat to misguided activism?
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