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Germantown, Philadelphia
Joined March 2009
Why did col. Jessup answer the question? The judge told him he didnt have to answer.
The greatest acting showdown on film. Nicholson. Cruise. Two of the greatest actors who ever lived, delivering a MASTERCLASS in A Few Good Men (1992).
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Ouch.
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Fun time at the Eagles tough loss. Always fun to tailgate. This year i was able to try out the ABCD: Accelerate Beverage Can Delivery System and give it a thumbs up! #FunnelPlan #LisaNeedsBraces
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Where the fuck has this basic journalism been for the past 10 fucking years
Reporter: Do you believe that 5 deaths, potentially 6 from measles in Pennsylvania-- Staffer: We're not gonna talk about measles-- Reporter: He's the highest ranking health official in the country, he can answer that question. He's a Cabinet Secretary.
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sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big
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Eagles haven’t won since the Academy Of Natural Sciences closed
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Walter Payton should have scored the touchdown in Super Bowl XX.
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i put the action news theme over lebron's first photoshoot as a sixer idk it just felt right
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This poingant woman is ALL OF US! F U Jake! What a smug jerk you are. You have done a disservice to all of us with your prior reporting, and continue the disservice by not reporting the same on current pres. You have become a joke. All who do so in deference to pres become the same joke.
🚨BREAKING: C-SPAN caller to Jake Tapper: "I really don't like you right now... When will you look into Trump? This president is a mess, showing something is wrong with him. We'll never get a clear answer about his medical exam, yet you fiercely attacked Joe Biden."
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I think 9/11 hit harder today because of the deep shame for where our country is 25 years later.
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A Hero That Trusted His Intuition. The problem wasn’t that Morgan Stanley didn’t believe him. Rick Rescorla had already been right once. After the 1993 basement bombing of the World Trade Center, the firm’s security chief walked the towers, studied the site, and reached a conclusion most people preferred not to hear: the World Trade Center was still a target. Next time, he said, it would not be a truck. It would be an airplane. An airplane. In a 1993 report. Executives listened. Then they looked at the lease. Morgan Stanley was the largest tenant in the complex—twenty-two floors of the South Tower, thousands of brokers, and a trading infrastructure that could not be packed into boxes and wheeled across the Hudson. They literally made it a trading center. The contract with the Port Authority ran until 2006. Walking away from premium Manhattan space of that scale would have meant penalties measured in the hundreds of millions, plus the operational chaos of relocating an entire downtown machine. So the company stayed. Rescorla adjusted. If they could not leave the building, they would learn to escape it. He built a protocol and treated it like doctrine. Unannounced drills. No exemptions. Brokers who billed by the minute were pulled off their desks and sent into the stairwells two by two, starting from the top floors, leaving a lane for firefighters coming the other way. People complained. He did not care. Practice, he believed, was the only thing that would beat panic. On the morning of September 11, 2001, American Airlines Flight 11 hit the North Tower. From the 44th floor of the South Tower, Rescorla could see the fire. Then the Port Authority came over the speakers: the South Tower was secure. Stay at your desks. Rescorla grabbed a bullhorn and ignored them. He started the drill his people already knew by heart. Floor by floor, two by two, down the stairs. He sang as he moved—Cornish songs from childhood, then “God Bless America”—keeping the line moving, refusing to let the stairwell become a stampede. Seventeen minutes later, the second plane struck the South Tower. By then, most of Morgan Stanley was already on the way out. Of the 2,687 employees in the building that morning, all but 13 survived. It was stunning. Rescorla could have been outside with them. He went back up instead. Colleagues told him to leave. He said he would, as soon as he was sure no one was left behind. He was last seen around the 10th floor, heading higher. The South Tower fell at 9:59 a.m. They never found him. He was one of the 13. He was a hero in every sense of the word. Remember Rick Rescorla, he remembered for us.
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Yo!! This fixes the game, adds a unique wrinkle, makes the umps improve, and will stop me from demanding robot umps everywhere.
Replying to @UmpireAuditor
I think managers should be able to fight umps. I think it could fix the game.
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With good reason! Shame on all who tried to clown Detective Pablo or just parroted their masters. 👀 on @ramonashelburne heavy.
Pablo Torre dog walking the shit out of ESPN 😭
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For serious!
Replying to @jongeeting
I would love to run for Sheriff of Philadelphia! (I just need someone to tap me on the shoulder and tell me they would like me to run, and will support my candidacy.) Cough, cough.
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Farmers had it made under Democrats; USAID, SNAP, cheaper labor & fertilizer, and killer trade deals. Then they burned it all down just to chase racism. Unreal.
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The 90s were awesome. “John, we need a theme song for NBA basketball.” “Got it. How big?” “Full orchestra. French horns. Strings. Timpani. The fate of Western civilization hangs in the balance.” “Say no more.”
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Yesterday, professionally I worked with @mypgw & @danellaco to replace a line to the gas meter. Danella's employee lied to me about process the entire time, got upset, then impersonated a PGW employee to falsely indicate a gas leak in my property. Menaced my wife. @FOX29philly
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To be known is to be loved
i get the cheapest beer at my gas station and the lady was like no one else buys these we keep it stocked for you
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Sixers couldn't get a philly celebrity in the building during their last playoff run. Sixers are about to have 'philly' celebs in the building they didn't even know existed next year
Kevin Hart reacts to LeBron James joining the Philadelphia 76ers and says The City of Brotherly Love is up. (🎥 Kevin Hart/IG)
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LETS GO GET THIS FUCKING CHIP KING
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