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Marquette, MI
Joined February 2013
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Holy shit this goes hard
“He's gunna go up to the Upper Peninsula and get a pretty cold welcome.” And the UP said…
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NFL referees ain’t shit
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Liquor-run optimized Chevy Thangs
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Welcome to the year 2026 This is roughing the passer now
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Packers fans getting Josh Jacobs back next week:
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Replacing tactile physical buttons with laggy touchscreens just so you have to navigate three sub-menus while driving 75 mph on a dark highway to adjust the defroster is the single worst safety downgrade in modern automotive history.
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No one turns first-and-goal at the 1 into second-and-goal from the 3 into third-and-goal from the 6 like the Packers.
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What is there even left to say?
#BREAKING: Every Senate Democrat votes to block the insider trading ban.
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Caleb Williams popping up in the shower after not playing… #CTESPN
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There's a certain type of Midwesterner that knows the value of the pallid marriage of purple and orange on a deathly silent winter night. It is one of the purest forms of existence in the great North.
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falling asleep on planes is a feminine trait what do you mean your brain allows you to let your guard down 35,000 feet above the ground in a compressed tin can with no way out if you feel ‘sleepy’ in this situation then you do not have true warrior blood it’s not time to sleep, we are VERY far from base camp and MUST stay alert
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god i remember when this shit first came out my family was in actual tears lmfaooo
Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was
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You're paying 100 dollars to fill up your tank and this is what our lawmakers are busy doing
Sen. Jim Justice throws a huge birthday party for his dog on Capitol Hill 🎂 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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This goes for dive bars, restaurants, affordable houses to rent, bakeries etc etc
America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math. A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years. The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be. The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes. Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day. And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.
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America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math. A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years. The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be. The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes. Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day. And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.
Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter
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Let’s hope looks are deceiving bc we look bad af rn
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“Hey Matt LaFleur it’s only 4th & 1 your a coaching genius just give us 1 play” Matt LaFleur:
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My brain rebooting after I cum
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