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State of Hockey
Joined August 2021
I’m not sure why I have a note of this, but I do. Contributions welcome
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Does anyone need/want some ice? I got a big ass bag that barely fits in my freezer. See ya soon 🥰
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smile if you lead the NHL in goals
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I DESPERATELY need to see You Can See Everything
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Bring back the puckpedia hype
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The graphic got me in tears
🚨🚨TRENDING🚨🚨 Legendary Pittsburgh #Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin says he believes he may be on the autism spectrum. “I am probably on the spectrum. My wife would say that.” Tomlin was one of the all-time great characters in #NFL history due to his personality. (Via GQ)
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I would like a job where I can drink a vodka soda on the clock
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WHATEVER SHE SIZE, SHE SIZE! SHE IS THE SIZE WHAT SHE SIZE!
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Who 1) posts this and 2) supports jamie benn like what in the heck
and while we’re at it, jamie benn let’s run it back 🫡🙂‍↕️
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I will NEVER. EVER. Scroll past thr “twist his dick!!” Video
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So out tonight for the #mnwild Nico Sturm (concussion) Marcus Foligno (mid body) Nick Foligno (upper body) Jared Spurgeon (upper body) Olli Maatta (upper body) Brock Faber (skull) Filip Gustavsson (hip)
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Soulja Boy is running for president and I firmly believe he will find world peace
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How many stuffed animals do you sleep with
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I deleted my thirst trap about wanting to be held but just use your imagination
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Respectfully ish, Nurse had absolutely no business doing this
DARNELL NURSE AND NIKITA ZADOROV DROP THE GLOVES 🥊🥊
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imagine surviving a competition where everyone else is dead, only to sit down for a press conference where reporters behave as if you’ve just won a golf tournament. that’s the brilliance of snl’s hunger games press conference. katniss and peeta have survived a televised fight to the death, but the media wants sound bites, silly questions, and the usual post-event drama. one reporter is more concerned about food than the people who died. another treats the killings like an impressive sporting performance. the joke is how quickly a horrifying event gets flattened into ordinary media coverage.
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Is this satire?
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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I am fully prepared to get a Will Reichard tattoo btw
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Quinn’s reaction when Sturm got hit in the head 😭 he’s traumatized already guys 💔
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Trump on Jon Husted: "I don't do this with men very often. I started examining his body, because I didn't know he was a great athlete ... I looked at his ass"
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this newspaper has been absolutely ripping into nhl teams and it's fucking hilarious
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