I've just had a letter from the Department for Work and Pensions. It basically said: You do not need to do anything, BUT we will be sending you a letter in 6 years and 8 months' time about your pension...They must have seen my LinkedIn post about the demise of customer service.

Lovely out today #tunbridgewells @bbcsoutheast – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

Hattons now Cake Shed on Pantiles closing. Is there a real reason? (Landlord? Rent? Rates?) #tunbridgewells #pantiles @PantilesLiving @pantilestraders @ThePantiles – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

Day out #dungeness #rye – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

I think I might watch the rowing in the 2032 Olympics! bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/art…

Never realised me and @taylorswift13 had so much in common! nitter.cf/SwiftTaylo45074/status…

OK. Is there or has there ever been a better long running TV Series than Law & Order? Sopranos was great. Love Seinfeld... you may like a soap but come on. Dick Wolf created a monster..agreed?? #lawandorder – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

9/11. Pleased to have paid my respect this year. A perfect memorial to the far too many that lost, and heroically gave their lives to save others selfishly. So many are still suffering. I remember watching from my then girlfriends house in Canterbury on live TV. – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

I'd like to say a big 'thank you' to the political party in charge of orchestrating the road closures across #tunbridgewells to coincide with schools returning. It's a complete disaster... and it's the same people who say they can run the country better than anyone else

So does jet washing a drive constitute fair water use ? Woman on Birling Road currently doing the drive of a house a developer bought to flip..@sewater #tunbridgewells – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

This 'retirement village' opposite the Nevill Golf Club is absolutely huge. Are there enough rich old people in #tunbridgewells for yet another retirement complex? We need affordable homes for our young?? – at Bells Yew Green, England

WARNING. Recently gave someone some free career advice. They asked my 18 year old son 'what does your dad like to drink?' Now. Im sure he's seen me drink lager, wine, sparkling, tequila rose, limoncello, rarely spirits. His answer was.....'Jaegermeister shots'.. – at Bells Yew Green, England

Came home to find my neighbours had made good use of my ripened sweet plums...and left a jar at our door.. #tunbridgewells #jam #plums #neighbours – at Bells Yew Green, England

Local and Live 1st night done..#tunbridgewells #supportlocal . Young band at @twforum called Riot Candy were excellent..Prodigy / punk / hard fast dance..one to watch – at Bells Yew Green, England

When I was 18 to 22. We used to drink copious amounts of this lager on draught at Gaslights in #tunbridgewells. (Anyone else) When we went interrailing, we went to the brewery in Munich only to be given the cold shoulder. Now full circle you can buy it at TN2 Shop Frant Road ❤️👍🏻 – at Bells Yew Green, England

Nice evening out in Lamberhurst #tunbridgewells #Lamberhurst – at Bells Yew Green, England

Just when you think football can't get even more detached from reality....Man City, almost £90 million for an 18-year-old. £50M for Delap. Spurs must have spent £300M.

Just had to use this for the first time in...10 years? Then, had to undo the staples as made an error. Anyone still using one? #retro – at Bells Yew Green, England

The Pantiles #coffee #cafe #pantiles #tunbridgewells – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England

Lovely morning out #Pantiles #tunbridgewells #foodfestival – at Royal Tunbridge Wells, England