I’ve got a conference in Las Vegas in just over a week. They just sent me the menu to check against my dietary requirements & I felt so bad sending back a list of questions bc some days they basically had fruit as all I could eat & some meals no options at all 😬
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Calum is currently running a ‘top pie’ contest. He gets vegan mince pies from all the local shops & rates them, then narrowing it down to find a winner.
We’re currently at semi final stage.
I already know who’s gonna win.
He does this every year.
But he’s an idiot & forgets.
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My work: we offer ✨unlimited✨ holidays
Me: I accept your challenge!!
*proceeds to book holidays for feb, mar, apr & may*
Moonlighted for a different rugby team today and managed to get player of the match. Not too shabby considering I spent all yesterday dying from a hangover 😅
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My bosses boss in Canada told me she wishes I had a hobby that didn't give me black eyes and leave me so bruised.
I told her that either I tackle a bitch playing rugby or I punch an idiot at work. Those are her options.
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There were two types of people on my plane down to London City today. Those in business suits. And me in ripped jeans and flowery crop top with brighty pink curly hair and a black eye.
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Wee boast from me...
Got back of the match today and honestly fucking psyched as it was our first league win as well 🙌🏻
Love my lads so much!!
Playing rugby with tonsillitis was not fun. But I didn't spew during the match (only before & after) and managed to hold up a try. So it wasn't all that bad.
Gonna have a fucking shinner of a bruise on my cheek tomorrow though from a headbutt!
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Jenny retweeted
“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant
Super proud of Calum making it until 10.38 this morning before declaring he was bored of lying in the sun. He managed a whole 38mins. That's 18mins more than when we were in Antigua. And he wonder why we never go on beach holidays... 😆
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Jenny retweeted
I love friendship errands, where you do a little task with a friend by your side for company, like pick up your prescription or stop at the post office or transport a ring of power to Mordor
Did I do something to piss Zuckerberg off?! Bc his facebook algorithm bulling me. I keeping getting adverts for anglers and fishing.
I've a vegan with ichthyophobia. Ffs!
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If me and Calum ever get divorced this will be the reason.
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I'm gonna be there COVERED in glitter & living my best fucking life!! #Eurovision2023
BREAKING: The BBC has confirmed that the UK will host the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest after Ukraine was forced to pull out, despite the country’s act Kalush Orchestra winning this year’s competition.
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Wonder which if the four horsemen of the apocalypse we'll get next now Boris Johnson has finally resigned.
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