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Joined April 2011
I’m your biggest fan
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Spending 10 years fighting for credit is insane
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I’ve missed the beach😌
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You ever go through your whole life like, oh maybe I was the problem after all.
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I’m so back.
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I love this guy
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Hey by the way I’m 6ft tall, didn’t know if you knew yet but did I mention that I’m 6ft tall
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If I were to apply as a cameraman for a streamer this would be my resume: - can make you look taller bc I’m 4’10 - can squeeze through the holes in the crowd bc I’m 4’10 - can ride on top of your bodyguard’s shoulders bc I’m 4’10 - I’m 4’10
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I’d do it no questions asked💫
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I never block people but when that ex keeps checking your socials, boy BEGONE THOT. Mad weird because you have a whole ass girl, please stay the fuck away
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When you’d look good with a big dog but you end up with this guy instead…
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I like how every time I get sick it’s because the person who is sick refuses to stay home or speak up about it until it’s too late and I get sick. Ha ha… and I take twice as long as everyone else to get better.
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Yk if you stand in the rain and cry, no-one can tell that you’re crying unless YOU’RE A REALLY FUCKING UGLY CRIER
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I stg my house hasn’t been robbed because im home and awake just about 24/7.
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Pov: You ate shit. But it was also me who tripped your stupid ass.
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I like beech
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Nothing gives me the ick more than a grown woman talking and acting like a toddler 👁️👄👁️
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I fear I might have stopped giving a fk too hard because when I was working on a job this yt man asked for my ethnicity and started speaking in Chinese to me and I literally said shut the fuck up to him. My tone was crazy bc I haven’t socialized in so long, I was just shook
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Your type
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Net 30 Net 60 Net 90 is honestly the fucking stupidest shit. Waiting 1-3 months just to get paid for one single job 🫩
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I just think it funny how past friends will tell other people how they want to be friends again with me or they’re not sure why we don’t hang out anymore. Like hello? Not once was I hit up to maintain the friendship, or when I was, I was there to drive you/used to your benefit.
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