So I havent posted this on social media ever but a few years back some good friends asked me to be a sperm donor. After years of trying the homies finally got pregnant and little Amelia was born. I’ve never loved anything more in my entire life

Fine. I guess I’ll play bass for Waterparks now. Right?!?!?

Two years since I had my last real breakfast beer. Thanks for the love homies. Remember. Life gets better one day at a time. Cheers 🍻

Gonna be working the @VansWarpedTour this weekend. Any of you homies gonna be there??

Oh wow! What a great time that was!

//And so I lay this to rest

Incase you didn’t see on Instagram. I became an Uncle today so that’s fun! #cosmorules

I picked a perfect Final Four. Praise me for my super incredible basketball knowledge!! HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING SMARRRTTT!!!😀😏🥴🥴 @finalfourcast @MarchMadnessMBB @espn @KingJames

Shoutout to my Grandma for always letting me hit her vape! Total legend 💨 Also, she’s totally still alive. Just wanted to shout her out 💨

Hitting the road with my best fucking friends in @CapstanBand in a few days. Pull through and say what’s up 🍻🤘

At least Mike Vrabel doesn’t have to cut half his penis off now right @Patriots ? #SuperBowl #gameover

So I told a random Jimmy esq tale to a random ass lady who I guess is a random ass “agent” so now I’m randomly gonna go on the Kill Tony show I guess 🤷‍♂️ @Shanemgillis

Homie shit

Thanks for all the bday love. See y’all at the LA show I guess

Lol

Yo. Just updating you homies

End of year jams with my best fuckin homies

Damn Whole ass year since my last real breakfast beer or a shot of my beloved @JagermeisterUSA This isn’t a pat me on the back post. Just a reminder to all those struggling or trying to better themselves to remember one step at a time. Day by day. Hour by hour Y’all got this 🍻

Yo thanks for fuckin jammin the @throathardcore shit! 🙏 Appreciate you all. Probs drop like 3 more songs or some shit. Who cares. Life is short. Enjoy it while you can

Yo my band @throathardcore dropped two songs today. Do me a favor and jam at least 30 seconds of em so I get enough streams to buy my brother Lucas a bday present! Thanks! Love you all 😘