@JimmyDimples

Man of God, writer, teacher, retail worker, pleasant eccentric, UNofficial chicken thrower. Assigned/By/God

 Greater Metro Mayberry Area
jimmydimples.deviantart.com
Joined June 2009
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Oh, and for the #TruBelievaz out there: remember, whoever is Prez, Veep, Gov, Mayor, Dogcatcher, #JesusIsKing #ElectionFinalThoughts – at North Carolina, USA
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@MarieleRedclawOct 15
1. Buy rights to beloved IP 2. Hire demon coded miserytwat to create film/series 3. Feverishly try to fix it after test audiences burn down the theater 4. Lose money, reputation, another fragment of soul 5. GOTO 1
Geeks + Gamers
@GeeksGamersComOct 15
Greta Gerwig’s $280 Million ‘Narnia’ Reportedly an ‘Awful’ Disaster as Netflix Scrambles to Fix Film “Netflix may have a $280 million problem on its hands. Just one day after Greta Gerwig’s controversial Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew trailer debuted, a new insider report alleges that the expensive fantasy adaptation has been plagued by disappointing test screenings, additional filming, and growing tensions behind the scenes.”
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When Trump won, I didn't need to see a mental health professional. I consulted the Lord for prayer. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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The GTA VI trailer? For me, it was released on Ecch, not @X. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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My take on Kalshi's on the electon? To quote Han Solo, "Never tell me the odds!" #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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Face to the ground 34 times a day? That's how many times my face hits the desk over El-Sayed. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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Hot chips. Because he didn't have a purse to keep his hot sauce. (As far as I know.) #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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Sexting with an AI agent? I thought xAI cut its AI companions from @grok for that reason? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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All those Hollywood studios cutting the fat. Especially since their output really cut the cheese. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Jolie’s note is right up there with Napoleon’s writing: so horrible, an enemy spy stole his letter, thinking it was a battle map. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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28.1 miles on Mars. How far would Perseverance last in a truly alien, hostile world: Southern California? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Maybe by “life long Republican,” they mean by how long they “got a life.” #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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I’m not so sure how much Talarico loves his neighbors by allowing or encouraging them to remain in sin. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @MarieleRedclaw @realKrisCruz
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Kamala knows about laughs. She's a top candidate for the Laughing Academy. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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El-Sayed is a nightmare? Anybody dressing like him for this Halloween? #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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El-Sayed is doing the audience chant thing because he doesn't want them to stop and think about what the words actually mean. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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Let me know when we got enough trees to cover the dollars in the National Debt. #PutThatInYourPipe
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France found out the hard way why smart fridges are a bad idea. And thus, "smart" homes, and Apple Home View. #PutThatInYourPipe @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz
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