Up there with his overhead kick as one of Rooney's finest moments #rooney #fifaworldcup #bbc #worldcup – at Worthing, England

Robert Kenyon on Question Time last night... – at Worthing, England

I'm doing my first ever W.I.P as part of @brightonfringe 9th & 23rd May 6:30pm at @PrezEdBrighton where I will try and finish a joke I started in 1985..ticket link in bio #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #brightonfringe – at Brighton, England

I'm doing my first ever W.I.P as part of @brightonfringe in May at @PrezEdBrighton where I will try and finish a joke I started in 1985..ticket link in bio

Farage can kick off all he wants but I'd much prefer a badger over Churchill on our bank notes...

New #NFFC manager Tony Mowbray was already waiting in the wings...

Least someone at @LFC got a good result last night...

Lovely shot of Marcus Rashford & Jack Grealish at the PFA Awards last month... #MAFSUK

I've spent all day drawing traffic islands on St George's flags...

New owners at @swfc first job will be to change the badge... #swfc

R.I.P #hulkhogan

Maybe if more officials took a couple of lines of Charlie the VAR decisions wouldn't take as long... #DavidCoote #PGMOL #PremierLeague

Feels like the @BBCOne are sending Strictly a coded message... #bbc #Strictly

You can't moan that kids nowadays don't listen to "proper" music, and then in the next breath complain when they snap up all the Oasis tickets... #oasisreunion #oasis2025

Sunak wheeling out Bojo for the final round of campaigning is akin to Lostprophets getting Ian Watkins to rejoin them onstage for an encore...

Meanwhile at the sty… #bcfc

Would have been better if @WayneRooney 's sacking had been announced on @vardy7 's Instagram account

Christmas number 1 is gonna be a duet of Paul McCartney and the Wealdstone Raider...