Its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven 2571xp @InkSinkSplatoon 💜 || Adult || He/Him || pfp @CptAloy || @_acaichai 🥰

Joined November 2018
A picture of my pupper to help make your day better
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Hi Twitter. I want team. -LI banned and probably on the low end of it, div 4ish -age 18+ -NA time zone -hoping to practice 2 or 3 times/week plus a tournament every other week or something -Perk: you get to be in Squid School videos DM on Discord if interested.
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Replying to @RespectfulMemes
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Studying for engineering is so crazy cause why am I talking to myself at 3am
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HE REACHED OVER AND TAPPED MY SHOULDER TELLING ME TO JUMP TO HIM LMAOOO
After waiting 20 seconds for a jump, Hypernova is able to get a score from behind "Wait I'm the Zonink"'s back and push their lead even higher!
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If you can taste it slowly, you can taste it quickly
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Third time’s the charm, you know what to do! This Thursday (yes tomorrow) Order panda from ANYWHERE in the US Use their app with the code “9001885” Band receives 28% of what you ordered Happy belly, happy band
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If a mailman is a woman. does that make them a femailman?
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Replying to @Phillip33528717
I'm chiitan✨✨
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If you do actual math, you can see that almost every state is still counting and reporting votes, just like last election, it takes a week or two for every vote to get counted. You posted a screenshot showing 5 states haven't been called, obviously those states will add votes
The Math does look crazy... Nearly 20 million new people registered to vote, and we're down AT LEAST 18 million total votes from 2020? Where TF did those nearly 40 million voters go? They didn't vote 3rd party.
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20 mil new people registered. 13 million people died over the last 4 years. Not every 18 year old who registered will remember to vote. Over the next week, mail in ballots will trickle in that haven't been accounted for in the states totals
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There are plenty of reasons for there to be 20+ million outstanding votes right now. it doesn't mean there was fraud, or a stolen election. And it also doesn't mean kamala gets 20 mil votes and suddenly wins. They're in states that she's already "won".
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This what eating them feels like
Americans, are these actually nice? They look like they’d just taste of chemicals
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No. ❤️
Trump announces he wants to put RFK Jr. in charge of “women’s health”
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True story. I left home a Squiffer main. After a brutal operation I came back a Pencil main. 😢
Trump: Can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say, Jimmy, I love you so much. Go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation.
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Introducing VALRAVN! A new midlevel team. We made our first appearance today, placing 13th in @BattleDojo_'s Megalodon Monday NA 18! Team Roster: @Astral_spl @AvreltheTeller @grant_spl @Iloveclamblitz (Didn't play) Subs who played with us today: @Nemesis_1133 @RiceBowl_1
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When my wife is busy with our son and she wants a snack she will ask me for a Heavenly Hunk I keep telling her “I’m right here” but apparently she means these granola bites That’s enough dad jokes for the day
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I love this group of idiots I rounded up, Gonna go ahead and let the idiots loose for now tho Persistence is officially disbanding as of today Is it goodbye forever? Depends on the next game to be honest but for right now it is a goodbye Thank you guys for all the support!! ♥️♥️
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