I'm probably farting and blaming my dog, incredibly old and profoundly tired (pronouns: she/her)

Joined September 2014
I feel like @neilhimself should also be aware of this!!
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Today is my birthday, I'd love if people would RT my art 🥰🖤
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Boss: why are you late and limping? Me: you’re never gonna believe this but…
rabbit attack, france, 14th century
Anybody know an investigative journalist who would want to look into a moving company who stole the entire household contents from a disabled veteran with legal impunity? I'll never get my things back, or enough cash to start rebuilding, but maybe I can stop the next one.
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I’m over the moon that @SIFpod used my song suggestion for a topic I voted for!
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Replying to @PrettyScaryBoo
@PrettyScaryBoo I’m literally watching jay moor on an episode of ghost adventures talking about no one laughing at his set, they are blaming ghosts
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He also his kid with him.
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I’m not a professional but I feel like there’s a lot of material in this episode…
Watching Ladyhawke on VHS, I own it digitally but sometimes you just want the shitty grainy version. #VHS #ladyhawke #Movienight
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I know something super cool is happening in football right now because you can hear a pin drop in the travel lounge I’m in and 90% of all eyes are glued to the tv. #football #detective #happyeveryonesentertained
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Ok we’re at a point where even I, with a minimal amount of football knowledge, am first hand excited
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I want a gif of the blue teams happy hands