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Parma John

@Jetpakjohnny

shit guards, Barb

Joined August 2017
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Life can be frightening but we only get to live it once 💖 so send that risky text, dance like no one is watching, grab an officers hand gun 🌠🌌🌜
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This is so good
best of hannah einbinder (@einbinderfiles) profile picturebest of hannah einbinder@einbinderfilesNov 4
Hannah Einbinder shares her impression of Haley Stevens as she promised to do via Instagram story.
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I killed a mouse last night and this was running through my head the entire time
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Referring to shit that happen to me when I was like 29 as "back in highschool"
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I would be so fucking gassed if I saw a little kid dressed up as Nate
Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed (@BlastZonePod) profile pictureBlast Zone: Movies That Bombed@BlastZonePodOct 31
My son was Darth Vader for Halloween. He barely even considered the costume I suggested (Nate from Heat)
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Heard through the grapevine my coworker whom I hate used to have a really bad gambling addiction so I'm always saying shit like "mannn the under on that dallas game is free money tonight am I right guys?" in hopes I relapses lol
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Martin Scorsese (being fed lines by Francesca in his earpiece) : Charli! Yassss. how are you, babes. Can I just say that um, you look so stunning today. You’re uh, you’re serving puss down. I have the most divalicious role for you, mama
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Carrie Coons performance is so convincing in this is that I saw a pic of her at some red carpet smiling and was like wow shes so brave to put on a happy face after losing her family like that
luca (@waynesfury) profile pictureluca@waynesfuryOct 14
still get chills rewatching the exact moment the departure happens
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Listening to books at work and repeating out loud words that are rarely used so I can remember them. "Laconic, laconic... hmm" as my coworkers thinks to themselves wow John really is retarded
Ayoo (@user492577792) profile pictureAyoo@user492577792Oct 11
When I'm reading a book and the author describes a facial expression made by the character so I test drive it
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m@msnetikerOct 8
beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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#typeshit
Megan Wylie (@megzwy) profile pictureMegan Wylie@megzwyOct 3
“Do you like The Strokes?” -guy in front of me trying to hit on a girl at The Strokes concert
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitSep 29
Honestly belongs in the Smithsonian. The Chinese restaurant bit alone...Americana lol.
Clothes-Minded Individual (@NBABabySecret) profile pictureClothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretSep 29
Replying to @NBABabySecret
Nevermind I found it
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The hottest woman on Mad Men is whoevers on the screen
ol’ stocky ⛳️ (@oldstocky) profile pictureol’ stocky ⛳️
@oldstockySep 24
Hottest woman on Mad Men btw
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Welcome back goat
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 23
First trailer for ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’). The film follows a private detective who is drawn into a case involving aliens & murder in the alternate futuristic city Metropia. Releasing December 18 on Netflix.
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It's the best closing score to perhaps the best closing shot ever
zac (@ModernWrighty) profile picturezac@ModernWrightySep 13
Moby is fucking generational, what a track ffs
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I had a crush on a barista once, I would go in and buy a cup just to talk to her and I don't even like coffee. In hindsight the stripper is prob a safer bet
elle 🔻 (@dregcollapse) profile pictureelle 🔻@dregcollapseSep 13
the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,
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Narrowly avoided a crash that would have killed me today Paul Walker you bitch made and a pedophile I'm built different 🔥
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My mother's old, she has just reached "lol" level in her vernacular. Tbh, omw, nbd is still foreign witchcraft technology to her
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Whoever shows them gifs will be feel like Oppenheimer
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Wait you're telling me the flag and the bomb are photo shopped but the location isn't?? 😭
DaughterOfAlbion (@AlbionsGuardian) profile pictureDaughterOfAlbion
@AlbionsGuardianAug 31
Israeli flag, atomic bomb and the message Make Heaven Crowded? What the fuck?
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image is a digitally edited version of the official poster for Turning Point USA Faith's "Make Heaven Crowded Tour" featuring Erika Kirk. The authentic poster has no Israeli flag or atomic bomb. makeheavencrowdedtour.com tpusa.com/live/tpusa-fai… x.com/Jszultk/status…
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Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexAug 28
Emily Ratajkowski on becoming a single mother after ending her marriage. “Having a child with the wrong man was the fastest way to ruin your life as a woman…” (via @TheCut )
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