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❗️𝐊𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐄 ❗️

DK Island (Adult writer)
Joined August 2018
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Buckle up! Four new characters race onto the scene in Wave 6 of the #MarioKart 8 Deluxe – Booster Course Pass! Get ready for Diddy Kong, Funky Kong, Pauline, and Peachette to join the fun on 11/9. Who are you racing with first?
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With hands clasped behind his head Diddy laid in the hammock as a gentle breeze caused it to sway back and forth. With nothing from a Kremling to a Zinger within an ear shot the small Kong would be pressed to find a better time to try and get some shut eye.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 。 ⠀
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“ I’m just sayin’ ! Who knows what that could mean for people on a bad day ? ”
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“ In your 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢𝙨 . I’d probably have a hard time seeing what’s what too if I had eyes like this . O.o ”
"I'm sorry, was that a fly buzzing in my ear just now? I hope they're aware that I detest flies, and will GLADLY crush them into the dirt!"
“ I dunno BJ you do get cranky pretty easily . ”
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“ Chew rocks ya stinkin’ croc . ”
The king's golden gut would growl loud enough to almost drown out his incessant groaning. "Someone better fetch me breakfast right now, or I'm going to break something!"
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Donkey Kong representation on switch:
"Xenoblade and Fire Emblem are overrepresented on switch!!"
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Deflects punches with tail.
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CUE VISUAL PANIC. The chimpney makes his way up a nearby tree with haste and almost instantly his tail is coiled around a branch, allowing him to pat Tiny on the back while hanging upside down. “ Guess this would be the wrong time to say I TOLD YOU SO . “
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He isn’t surprised in the least when Dixie avoids being trampled, she’d always been more than capable. “ I didn’t wanna be late bringing Engaurde his daily peanut butter and banana sandwich ! Nice of you to drop in though , I’m sure he’ll be happy to see you too . “
Except Dixie was ready ! Once the Rhino charged the other Kong’s way, and with the right timing. She jumped right onto his back, and hung onto Diddy tight. “ You really decided you were gonna wreak some havoc on Rambi, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 me⁉️ “
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