Lawful evil. Born and raised in Seattle, WA.
Seattle, WA
Joined August 2010
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Demon Snethen retweeted
as someone who grew up during the ‘90s, i need today’s young people to understand something: there were no good movies or video games made during that decade, and the music and sports teams were completely unmemorable. additionally no one important grew up in that time
Demon Snethen retweeted
The heavy Twitter user's brain eventually melts down into a steaming hot bisque that you can drink if you want a quick, painless death
Demon Snethen retweeted
wonder how many games the nfc east would win if they could call a restart to the season and merge into one 55-man superteam. they’d have tons of depth defensively but it would take away their greatest advantage, which is getting to play the nfc east all the time. i’d say 8 games
Demon Snethen retweeted
at least once a week, one sportswriter is required to humiliate themselves by saying “resume the season. we. need. sports. right. now.” i volunteer to take one for the team and be this guy next week. might make a video where i start crying and say that guys cry too sometimes
Demon Snethen retweeted
On this day 8 years ago, Pete Weber uttered those famous words
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM"
trib.al/oStBtOM
Demon Snethen retweeted
Ah yes, punctuating my pointedly ironic hypothetical scenario with
*checks notes*
“*checks notes*”
Demon Snethen retweeted
just got a call from my employer. Apparently i’ve been cancelling huge amounts of people for personal interest and without justification. I simply told them ‘You’re cancelled’. The line went dead. I am untouchable
