Billie Ocean 🌊

This lady just said “you don’t let nobody bald head play in your head!” Lol tell me about it! 😂 Get up looking just like them!

Need my mom and all the males that act like they’re my dad to come together and get me a Meta Quest for Christmas! 😭 Thaaaangya! 🥰

“How many kids do you want?” screams you plan to breed me like a dog 😂

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Me, my husband and children will NOT have to heal FROM each other but FOR each other, if anything. ❤️

Then how would you know you’re blocked?

Dire!

I used to despise PDA and sappy things…now, I’m the 40s! Yes, babe! Throw a lasso around the moon and pull it down to me! Kiss me under it first! 🥹😂🥰

A love that’s like jumping in the river of Jordan. 💕

Every time I see this I think of “Boy, ain’t nobody touch your f*cking car!” 😭

BE NOT DECEIVED!

Babyyyyyy 😭 the deception is REAL!

Uuuuugggghhhh 🫠😂

Why do men call breakfast “breffes” 😭

I overthink every word but with a glass or two, my mouth goes first. 😂 I’m always also impressed by my speech. Lol

I need to learn how to calm my nerves before standing in front of a crowd without needing a drink or two first! Lol It’s so terrifying working the room without liquid courage. 😭

I did not like kissing until I met someone I couldn’t stop kissing. 🥹❤️