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Montréal, Québec
Joined December 2015
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I asked @grok to rebuild the image to unhide the Roadster. Here is the result:
🤖 Made with AI
Go for launch
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ELON MUSK: “The stock market is a very strange thing. It's kind of like Warren Buffett's sort of analogy, is the stock market's like having someone stand at the edge of your house and yell prices to buy or sell your house every day. And sometimes they take their meds and sometimes they don't. So sometimes the person yelling the price of your house is having a good day and sometimes it's having a bad day. But it's still the same house. You're like, it's literally still the same house. So Tesla stock goes up and it goes down, but actually it's still the same company. It's just people's perception of the future. I guess it's just very emotional.”
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It's... a... big... ...brain!
Replying to @XFreeze
When we unveil the details of the Starmind computer next year, it will blow people’s minds
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New Tesla Roadster at the Petersen Automotive Museum in LA today. It will be in the main lobby for the next four days. This is the Thrust trim of the car, which requires a $250k deposit.
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We are launching the Tesla Robotaxi safety report today. Till date, Robotaxi has driven a total of 3.3 million miles autonomously, and has had zero injuries nor airbag deployments. If the same number of miles were to be manually driven, we should expect roughly 9 injuries to the occupants or other pedestrians and 4 airbag deployments on average. We will continue to transparently share our progress with the public using this page. tesla.com/robotaxi/safety
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Designed, engineered, and made in America
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See you next week
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I think people are significantly underestimating just how much FSD has become a major driver of Tesla sales in North America. When I ask most people buying their first Tesla why they’re getting it, they now say: FSD. This wasn't the case even early this year. There has been a real shift these last 3-6 months in terms of awareness of this technology.
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babe. model y best seller. 4 years in a row now. try to remember that during these dark times.
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Robotaxi now runs 6am to 10pm, 7 days/week Unsupervised fleet is a lot bigger Also, upgraded intelligence in vehicle distribution & routing means you wait less
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Happy World Photography Day - and National Aviation Day... fitting day to capture this 787 crossing the Moon tonight. Probably my favorite lunar transit so far!
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babe. cybercab and tesla semi both launching this year. can you believe that? there's gonna be so many mkbhd and pregnant bill gates memes this week. oh yeah. and 6 million batteries at giga shanghai. doesnt that blow your mind? anyway. the stock is down so prep the ramen.
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This is super-human crash avoidance. Human drivers in stop-and-go must focus forward to maintain spacing. They can't respond quickly and precisely to spontaneous risks from the rear. None of the human drivers here saw it coming.
Tesla FSD reportedly avoided a crash by moving onto the shoulder just before impact. According to the driver’s frame-by-frame analysis, FSD began reacting about 0.17 seconds before the at-fault vehicle started moving toward the Tesla. The other vehicle ultimately crashed into two cars, while the Tesla sustained no damage. No injuries were reported.
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Two Chinese automotive influencers share their testing of FSD v14.3.4 in Los Angeles. Before coming to the U.S., they believed Chinese autonomous driving systems such as Huawei ADS, XPeng VLA, and Li Auto ADAS were the world’s best. After spending several days extensively testing Tesla’s FSD, they changed their minds, acknowledging that Chinese systems still have room for improvement before catching up with FSD. At this point, it’s very clear that FSD is the benchmark for every autonomous system in China.
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Wait for it
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🚨From an EV owner in China: Make sure you shake off those last electrons in the charging cable. 😂 Not a cent wasted!
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ELON LORE JUST RESURFACED AND IT'S INCREDIBLE Someone asked him how sexy they'd be on a scale of 1 to 10 if they bought a Tesla. @elonmusk said 11 and promised you'd walk away with the girl over the guys with Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and Aston Martins. The man sold EVs by promising they were the ultimate rizz machine. Apparently, women have been waiting for a man with scheduled charging and over-the-air updates this whole time.
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BREAKING: @Gwynne_Shotwell of @SpaceX is #20 on Forbes' list of The Most Powerful Women of 2025.
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Most efficient Model Y you can buy
NEWS: The 2026 Tesla Model Y Standard went 337 miles in the Edmunds EV range test, beating its EPA estimate of 321 miles, and the best result any Model Y has ever achieved on Edmund's test. "Its efficiency numbers were also impressive. The Standard has a lower-capacity battery pack than the Premium and Performance editions of the Model Y. But it used just 22.8 kWh to go 100 miles, while our Launch Series used 26.8 kWh."
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