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Joined July 2022
Jump scare for Lanterns fans lol
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there should be a halloween santa claus i think. no that’s stupid. i’m sorry i’m stupid. i’m sorry
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and if the world chooses to become your enemy, then you must fight like you always have
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The poop realm
3 words better than “i love you"
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if you like penis coladas… and getting shot in the brain
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first rule of fight club: I love you
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Jess retweeted
if a girl asks your birthday always reply “idk” a mysterious, possibly tortured, backstory is a vital part of getting pity pussy.
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Jess retweeted
All that karma does is get you reincarnated as a fly and you have a few hours to bang into as many windows as you can like a Donkey Kong bonus level and then you’re reborn as a human again to toil
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IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"
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This is why watching Star Trek is the most healing thing you can do
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heres is my youtube poop before i go to bed
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kanji persona 4
I like cute shit. That doesn’t make me a fag. Ignore my handle
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couple people didn't understand the caption so i made a chart
metroid end screens when your fat brother gets 100% 2 liter pepsi completion in 0:28
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cock indifference, cock shame, cock pride
Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995)
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Princess Peach Showtime Leak 100% real my uncle works at nintendo
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Vita from Lyrical Nanoha
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