@JessiccaaaS_

all for plots

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Joined January 2011
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How dare my face recognition not recognise me with my face mask on
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Clavish is a little bit gorgeous
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aliyah@nevliyahOct 19
So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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Retrograde is very interesting, I will give you that
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@psus24Oct 20
Replying to @GOVUK
Get taxed on it knowing you lot
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Man’s been described like he’s part of the mafia
GB Politics
@GBPolitcsOct 16
🚨PICTURED: Altai the tiger has been pictured for the first time since he killed a man in an incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday
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@omgsidewalksOct 15
Someone said “if you never met a silly version of me, I’ve never met a safe version of you,” and I felt that
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Feel for anyone who uses the underground daily, not one of my favourite experiences icl
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Would rather spare my time, efforts& caffeine addiction than go out for coffee at Costa
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poppa@popitforpoppaOct 14
this girl just said Q as in cucumber i'm gonna just focus on myself
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ً@artfuIchaosOct 14
hopebaiting myself every day while life keeps ragebaiting me.
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ﷺ@ICECOLDCOOLEDOct 14
Direct deposit.
Ayra ♡
@Airavibes_Oct 13
starts with D and instantly makes you happy?
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@chynalexisOct 14
as a busy woman with a lot going on, please always get to the point with me
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t.@taeseruOct 14
they’ll host a Pilates event in your ass if you’re not careful
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Is there any way we can liquidate or put the UK in rice?
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TYU
@whoistyseanOct 12
The tension between two people that know they want each other but can’t admit it >>>>
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😂 reminds me of my dog trying to hover& drool by the dinner plates
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@livixeddOct 10
that’s one curious ass fish 😭
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ɔ@chelseaaabee_Oct 11
do you think the tiger was eating leaves and berries beforehand or
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Man vision will have them saying they can’t find something meanwhile it’s inside a drawer right by them
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VanTaity@Taity813112Oct 11
Replying to @NikkyDallias
It's a fucking zoo in Yorkshire not Jurassic Park. What did you expect someone on a watch tower with a high powered rifle just waiting for this very situation? 😂😂
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