Jesse Senko

39 minutes longer AND tolls? Thanks Google!

Sharon is Karen

Dreamt I found the right contrast for my photography.

Taking my daughter to see Boygenius tomorrow and I’m not sure who’s more excited.

As I walked out of a coffee shop today, a very elderly lady switched booths to sit with a teenage girl. “I see you here a lot. Are you doing ok?”

I want a toilet that pops my ears every time I flush it.

Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it is probably also available for a yearly rate that’s a better value than paying monthly.

Thank god the Criterion Channel added a playback speed option. Now I can watch all my favourite art house films at 0.5x speed like the filmmakers intended.

Guys! I'm doing it! I have no clue what "it" is yet, but I'm totally doing it!

Remembering visiting a family after church as a kid and wondering why there was a giant mirror over the bed when I was getting my jacket to go.

The real editing begins when you label a file “_FINAL”

I don't care about AI, I just want spell check to work properly.

Your friend’s spoofed email hits different when they’re no longer alive.

Sharon is Karen

I want to thank the maniac that drinks skim milk for responsibly getting rid of the waste from my butter.

Finally googled how to get rid of Adobe's most annoying "feature". Please do the same.

My son is learning the Rick Steves theme song on the piano.

Why do creatives define themselves by hating spreadsheets? I use Google Sheets every day to see my worth and get me and my crew paid.

I didn’t work this hard to not have a Miata!