Reader, Writer, Severe Weather Phenomenon. Elon Musk once called me a pedophile for pointing out that his idea was bad. It was, and still is, while I am not.
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The recent past suggests that the only thing that can make me get it wrong is someone actively wasting millions of dollars while sweating profusely and stinking of fear.
Even then, sometimes it's just delaying the inevitable.
I look forward to being right, again, as usual.
I'm still hoping for a 'third time's the charm' situation re: the orange fuckwit, and if we're very lucky they'll miss and hit the other fuckwit.
Two billionaires OR two billion people - who do you want to see survive the next ten years?
That's the choice we face now.
Voting Conservative or Republican has become an IQ test - if you do it, you're announcing to the world that you're a crayon-eating moron who wants your family and yourself dead within the next ten years.
There should be an IQ minimum required to vote, and I'm not kidding.
Fuck. No.
If this happens, Elon will be setting 44 billion dollars on fire to appease his frail little ego and try to hide the fact that he has the thinnest skin in the world by taking his daddy issues out on the human race.
I'm not condoning political assassinations, but I am saying the best way to avoid living through the Mad Max times would be if Trump and the first lady did not continue to live for much longer.
I am not talking about Melania, and nobody needed this explanation to know that.
This is an Occam's Razor type thing - the simplest solution to prevent billions of needless deaths would be to have two of them happen relatively soon.
It's like the trolley problem, y'all LOVE that shit - two billionaires, or two billion people?
I know I usually advocate for
So.
Everyone knows Trump violated about a hundred laws, and Elon broke about a hundred more, and yet we're just... not doing shit about it, knowing that both men will actively make it so the human race does not survive the next century.
Crayon-eating Republicans killed us all.
I hope Pierre gets hit with a fucking truck, because we're genuinely on the verge of seeing some WW2 level shit.
I have queer kids who will lose all their rights unless that greasy fuck dies.
Elon/Putin/#MAGA will absolutely run over Trudeau and Canada for Poilievre.
They’re facilitating an authoritarian movement Canada is next.
Canada will cease to exist as you know it.
Y’all can say it won’t, but it will.
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so dems win an election and its "electoin fraud" but republicans literally PAY voters and its just fuckin fine? girl.
A Pennsylvania judge has ruled that Elon Musk’s $1 million-a-day giveaways to voters can proceed.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It was initially announced that the winners of $1 million are chosen randomly, but a lawyer for Elon Musk said in a Philadelphia courtroom that the winners are not chosen at random but specifically selected by the organization.
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