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Tiny Wolf / Tiny Fox Roommate I once met Shaq Thoughts are my own

Seattle
Joined August 2008
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Just a heads up: that spreadsheet that you're really proud of looks like the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist to anyone else
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This is a message to everyone out there: It's time to let go of the 43 remaining CD-Rs on that spindle and the 7 coax cables.
Do I need to keep the tiny ethernet cable that came with my modem? No. Will I keep the tiny ethernet cable out of some Pavlovian habit formed in the early 2000s? Absolutely.
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Mistyped "Nudges" as "Nudes" today in a thread.
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We recently took my nephews to the park to play basketball. An older woman was unnecessarily rude to them. My wife was ready to go mama bear and throw down. The older nephew told us, “That’s someone’s grandma. Just let her be. You’re not going to change her”
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That's not how necks are supposed to work, Judy.
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I either hang up in the middle of you saying goodbye or ~20 seconds after the conversation has been over and it's awkward. There's no in between.
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I have a doc that I've been working on that's due tomorrow. So of course I spent the last hour working on an ai powered anniversary rap for someone on my team. I'm confident I made the right investment.
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One of these days my obscure meme posting will come back on me. I sent this to a group of people who don't know me after someone gave us a really good presentation.
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RuPaul: Now ladies… Who do you think should go home tonight? My wife: THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL!!! #RuPaulsDragRace
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My org is a little smaller these days which gives me more time to check in on things. All of my EMs joked about setting up an oncall rotation to keep me distracted.
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Tiny wolves in a tree house My 11 year old dog Penny on the right. Her dad on the left
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Jesse Bearden retweeted
Looking for more reasons to try stories? How about three.
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My wife was nice enough to be my first guest for a test stream. The look on her face as I explain this made the whole thing worth the effort. twitch.tv/downloadsanddumpli…
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Such content. Much hot sauce. #TwitchRecap2023 #twitchrecap #twitchrecap A thread of some of my favorite clips
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I take back everything bad I ever said about Texas. Fucking innovators.
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Nah. I’m sitting this one out.
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