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Just a heads up: that spreadsheet that you're really proud of looks like the ramblings of a conspiracy theorist to anyone else
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Going live with @JesseBearden playing #SplitFiction on #NintendoSwitch2
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This is a message to everyone out there: It's time to let go of the 43 remaining CD-Rs on that spindle and the 7 coax cables.
Do I need to keep the tiny ethernet cable that came with my modem? No.
Will I keep the tiny ethernet cable out of some Pavlovian habit formed in the early 2000s? Absolutely.
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We recently took my nephews to the park to play basketball. An older woman was unnecessarily rude to them. My wife was ready to go mama bear and throw down.
The older nephew told us, “That’s someone’s grandma. Just let her be. You’re not going to change her”
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I either hang up in the middle of you saying goodbye or ~20 seconds after the conversation has been over and it's awkward.
There's no in between.
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I have a doc that I've been working on that's due tomorrow.
So of course I spent the last hour working on an ai powered anniversary rap for someone on my team.
I'm confident I made the right investment.
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One of these days my obscure meme posting will come back on me.
I sent this to a group of people who don't know me after someone gave us a really good presentation.
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RuPaul: Now ladies… Who do you think should go home tonight?
My wife: THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL!!!
#RuPaulsDragRace
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My org is a little smaller these days which gives me more time to check in on things. All of my EMs joked about setting up an oncall rotation to keep me distracted.
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I gave chat the power to influence the show and a viewer used it to torture the CEO of Twitch:
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My boss was nice enough to be on my stream and I ended up getting the hiccups.
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My wife was nice enough to be my first guest for a test stream. The look on her face as I explain this made the whole thing worth the effort.
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Such content. Much hot sauce. #TwitchRecap2023 #twitchrecap #twitchrecap
A thread of some of my favorite clips
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Was a good time! Join us for more career chats on twitch.tv/downloadsanddumpli…
Doing Download and Dumplings today with @JesseBearden where he will make me burn my mouth and then ask me career questions. Going live in 5 doing the hot ones challenge.
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In an hour I'm going live on Twitch with the CEO of Twitch, @djclancy999. We'll be talking careers and doing the #hotoneschallenge.
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