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姑且先把新刊上传到cpp上了,想买的话可以点一下心愿单我看看大概带多少去会场(´・ω・`)
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The BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
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When I want to watch drizzle but the enemy torkoal wants to watch drought #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart
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how dare you fuck with me. how dare you fuck with me , on the year of Luigi
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“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.
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I thought this was Greenland
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It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.
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I hate it when people are like “I don’t understand your gender” like bitch first of all its not gender its like some other shit. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe
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“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim
“I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious
“I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery
“I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis
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ever see a straight guy and feel bad for him bc he’s straight ugly but gay hot













































