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J e s s

@Jess_Emig
Joined March 2011
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I'm an ER Nurse in Seattle. Last night @SeattlePD officers came to the ER to obtain a statement from an assault patient. One officer, Eric Whitehead, blatantly refused to put a mask on while standing in a high-traffic hallway. There were covid positive pts in nearby rooms. 1/
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liv@anapplebright9 Jan 2021
last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called
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kim@KimmyMonte13 Dec 2020
sure. i’ve been through the desert but my horse had a name.
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I’m not sure if I’m allowed to go on a walk with my baby on our deserted street after LA’s bizarre, convoluted “stay-at-home order” with 12 pages of exceptions so if I get stopped I’ll tell the police I’m taking him to his manicure.
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Kam doing what he does best!!!Congrats on winning Best in show.
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@NBCSports26 Nov 2020
"Kam" the Poodle is named after former @Seahawks' DB @KamChancellor. #NationalDogShow
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In addition to race tallies, networks should be showing a running count of how many of Trump’s full of shit lawsuits have been thrown out. I think we’re at 3 so far just today? @CNN @MSNBC
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@XXL2 Nov 2020
2 Chainz co-signs Biden and Harris and then jumps straight into “I’m Different” ✊

2 Chainz Campaigns For Biden Harris

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Rae.@R_Kae4 Nov 2020
I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden or whatever TI said 😩
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kim@KimmyMonte4 Nov 2020
your clothes are on clearance at TJ Maxx @IvankaTrump
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🍬Sugar🍬 🌶Spice🌶 😍Abolishing ICE😍 – at St Helens, OR
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Report voter intimidation, then vote. Don't let anyone stop you, it's your right to vote safely and fairly.
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kim@KimmyMonte25 Oct 2017
just spilled a La Croix on the ground and now the rug is thinking about doing a podcast on different types of artisanal cheeses
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kim@KimmyMonte1 Nov 2020
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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@CNN1 Nov 2020
An asteroid believed to be worth $10,000 quadrillion is observed through the Hubble Telescope in a new study cnn.it/3mHmswI
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this video of swiss cows celebrating their autumn tradition of leaving the alps to go down to their other home in valley while wearing big bells and flower crowns brings me so much joy i cannot explain it
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I checked out FOX News for a second and boy oh boy they REALLY do not want Hunter Biden to be president.
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Happy Halloween. As you enjoy dressing up and pretending that you’re not terrified of your impending doomed eternity as an actual skeleton, remember it’s not like anyone cares that you’re alive now so it’s kind of a lateral move. Trick or trEat Arby’s
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@WIRED31 Oct 2020
This cactus-like plant is 4.5 million times hotter than a jalapeño. But injecting it into an aching joint won't hurt you. It can actually destroy the nerve endings that signal pain, meaning this could be a tool to help free us from opioids. wired.trib.al/k7ZQeWL
This Chemical Is So Hot It Destroys Nerve Fibers—in a Good Way

This Chemical Is So Hot It Destroys Nerve Fibers—in a Good Way

Resiniferatoxin is 10,000 times hotter than the hottest pepper, and has features that make it promising as a painkiller of last resort.

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