ALT a golden retriever sits on a living room floor looking over his shoulder. he looks extremely nonplussed. on the gray sofa in front of him, two kids are perched practicing trombone. the dog is going to work on his poker face before their first recital.

ALT two black and brown dachshunds sit on a couch surrounded by their three yellow chicks. the dachshunds both have looks of concern on their faces

ALT one of the dachshunds has her mouth open and looks absolutely stunned as one of the chicks bites her tongue. the other dachshund cowers in the background

ALT a close up view of the chick biting the dachshund’s tongue

ALT the dachshund whose tongue was previously in the beak of one of the chicks sits with her eyes closed. the chicks seem apologetic as they cuddle her. the other dachshund apprehensively remains in the background