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Jess Koresh

@JessKoresh

Avid Reader. Horror and Sci-Fi Fanatic. Co-Host of Know-It-All Trivia.

Joined May 2019
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Damn it. I thought Hulu added a Mystical Challenges category but when I put my glasses on it said Physical Challenges.
Not only was Captain James T. Kirk not a racist, he’d just walk on a planet and start fucking chicks without even knowing their species.
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IRL I look like The Grateful Dead had a baby and that baby beat all odds and lived past 40.
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I haven't posted on here in two years. Look at some books I bought.
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@jesskoresh Birthday Countdown Up Now!!!! ttps://youtu.be/1RRNtiEocJg
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I heard a Wal-Mart employee say the new girl's name was Porky. On one hand that can't be right. On the other hand it's Wal-Mart.
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You think you're a mature adult until you hear "sightings of blue balls around Titticaca".
Just when you think people are finally done making Duck Dynasty jokes about your beard ... They're not.
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Shit’s all fucked up.
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Currently watching Neve Campbell play Ally Sheedy in The Craft.
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I wish someone looked at me the way Willard looks at Socrates.
Movie Idea: Teens DON'T go to Crystal Lake where everyone keeps gets murdered and have a quiet, fun summer vacation.
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With Jordan Peele directing.
Mom: Do you have anything to drink besides water? Me: Ha. Nope. Mom: Fine. I'll take a water ... Me: What?! Ok but drink it slowly. Your body may try to reject it at first.
I'd rather be reading.
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If your dog is not international, please stop celebrating him on international dog day. You need to wait for national or perhaps even local dog day, thank you.
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How many different animal titties do you think they sucked on before they decided on cows?
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@JessKoresh Reviews The Cabin at the End of the World (2018) for Paper Cuts! youtu.be/gnGiC9nZZ8k #bookreviews #paultremblay #youtube #HorrorCommunity #horrorbooks
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