I’m in a nutrition class this semester... do you think my professor would be disappointed if she found out that most of what I’ve eaten for the last two days was microwave mac & cheese and a bag of tortilla chips with queso – at Maryville, MO

PSA: don’t send the nurse taking care of you a Facebook friend request while they’re still taking care of you… or maybe ever… super unsettling especially when your name on Facebook is different than the name on your badge

I was in Greece last week and the host at a restaurant asked if we were American and I thought ok was it the tennis shoes, baseball caps, accent, general look of confusion that gave us away? No…. “all Americans have straight teeth” – at Lincoln, NE

Conversations while driving with my friend from Louisiana: - wow Nebraska actually has hills what’s that like? - aw my first dead deer on the side of the road - so someone told me there’s like corn in those things (silos)… is that true? - how do you drive in snow? – at Lincoln, NE

From my textbook “nurses should actively care for their own physical and emotional well-being” … while my professors are actively trying to kill us this semester – at Lincoln, NE

No one talks to you like you are a more incompetent human being than mechanics

There’s a special place in hell for professors who schedule class after an exam

Seeing your boss at a bar feels like seeing one of your elementary school teachers at the grocery store

I have 2 new roommates for the summer and we all share 1 room… both of them keep the ringer turned up on their phones at night and don’t put their phones on do not disturb… am I the weird one (phone on silent/do not disturb) or are they?

This semester has me in the same place mentally as crying at the kitchen table in fifth grade over fractions with my dad

The look of shock that comes across peoples faces when they hear me speak or realize I understand basic Spanish is something that will always be funny to me. Ex: today a patient was astounded that I knew what he meant when he said he wanted to shave his face

Tried to take a 30 minute nap and apparently I never hit start on my timer… woke up 5 hours later in a panic and confused not knowing if it was 7:30 am or pm

Half way through junior year of college I just got a school recruitment email… that ship sailed a long time ago y’all. Take me off your list

Today one of my classmates told me I was “surprisingly smart”… What sort of backhanded compliment is that

Big 10 refs make $3,000/game… hundreds of dollars per hour you’d think they should have to be good at their job for that… anyways #GBR

absolutely no one: *my brain during class*: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test

So same thing next week? @HuskerFBNation #GBR

I spent $100 today on gas and groceries…I’m not mad, just disappointed at whoever told me being an adult was fun