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Writer for @randomhousekids. Rep'd by @byobrooks. WAR OF DRAGONS out 2021. Human embodiment of the Hater's Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog.

Los Angeles
Joined July 2010
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@ Musk:
Replying to @elonmusk
A school teacher defeated your trillion. You are nothing
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Jessica Cluess retweeted
my show is on
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What a great night.
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I want everyone rage posting about ODYSSEY casting to die so, so, so mad about it all.
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Peter Thiel is one of the most evil men currently alive. Everything about him must be fully and freely rejected.
JD Vance's owner, Peter Thiel, says America is like Weimar Germany in the 1920s: “Liberalism is exhausted… Democracy whatever that is, is exhausted… so we have to start talking far outside the Overton Window.” This was precisely what the Nazis tried to sell to Germans, that Weimar was “too liberal” and needed “strong leadership” to save it from degeneracy. Thiel made these remarks at a talk to promote German philosopher Carl Schmitt, who was a Nazi, a racist, and a rabid antisemite, who presented his theories as an ideological foundation of the Nazi dictatorship and a justification of the Führer state. youtu.be/vfbndRTlsg4?si=HTDW… (much of the content of this post comes from a post by the excellent @jimstewartson)
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Jessica Cluess retweeted
If you were erased why haven’t you shut the fuck up
Not a single white person in sight. Diversity means erasing you.
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Forget percs. If I traded you for a bottle of Nyquil, I'd be ripping the other guy off.
Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.
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You Nazi piece of shit. Fuck you.
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Videos of the encounter shows that the gun was never drawn. The weapon remains in the victim's holster until one agent removes it. After the victim is disarmed, a second agent shoots him repeatedly. Videos of full encounter: x.com/i/status/20150… x.com/i/status/20151… Victim disarmed prior to shots being fired: x.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
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That video courtesy of @DropSiteNews
I think that when we get the video from the other angle, this is a potentially watershed moment for american politics.
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It is never a bad time to post this clip from THE 49TH PARALLEL (in part because Anton Walbrook is a legend). But this is a particularly good time to do so. youtube.com/watch?v=0Raqraga…
One Homeland. One People. One Heritage. Remember who you are, American.
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ICE murdered that woman and the government is badly attempting to cover it up in plain sight. That is what happened and is happening. The end.
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The inevitable return of "consequences for being a racist piece of shit" is going to hit some of these bastards like a wrecking ball. Can't wait.
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One day, so help me god, Stephen Miller will be in hell if I have to drag him there myself
Is this what you wanted, @StephenM? A mother who was 5 months pregnant - who'd just found out she and her American citizen fiancee were having a boy - lost her baby after federal agents in a detention center repeatedly denied her pleas for prenatal care. Lived and worked in Tennessee for years. Detained by ICE for over a month. Forced to sleep on a prison cell floor. Served food with cockroaches. Said she was starving and having stomach pains. Guards told her it was normal. Begged to be deported so at least she could get prenatal care in Guatemala. ICE refused. She delivered her stillborn baby in front of two guards who shackled her feet. Then, for two days, she wasn't allowed to call her fiancee or talk to anyone. She cried alone, and was deported to Guatemala shortly after the stillbirth. DHS has only said they'd review the case. "Worst of the worst", right @TriciaOhio?
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Jessica Cluess retweeted
DO NOT LET THIS POLL MAKE YOU COCKY. GO OUT AND RANK ZOHRAN #1 ON TUESDAY. TELL YOUR FRIENDS/FAM/COWORKERS/ETC TO DO THE SAME AND TO NOT RANK CUOMO.
🚨NEW POLL🚨 Final @EmersonPolling/@PIX11News/@thehill Mayoral Poll shows @ZohranKMamdani Ahead of @andrewcuomo in Ranked Choice Voting Final Round: Mamdani: 52% Cuomo: 48% Cuomo leads from round 1 to 7, until the final round when there is a flip.
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Cry harder, you cucked little fascist
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Wow if only we could have had a sane conversation about this four years ago. Imagine the potential. lytagold.substack.com/p/this…
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I wrote a short piece on recent events, specifically the human desire to manufacture small, controllable moral conflicts to distract us from real evil, and on what we can do to fight it. patreon.com/posts/70035310?p…
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#DEAL ALERT! One clickers unite because HOUSE OF DRAGONS @JessCluess is on sale on kindle for a limited time only! amzn.to/3qlH0iV #HouseofDragons #ad
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13 brand new stories from Christopher Ruocchio, Simon R. Green, @rrvirdi, @LJ_Hachmeister, @JessCluess, @DavidJohnButler and more!
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