@JessBrohard
 Columbus, OH
Joined September 2009
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What a day to open Twitter on a whim
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The crossover I didn’t know I needed
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Don’t tell anyone I told you this, but I’m about to DNF Dungeon Crawler Carl 😕
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Update: I decided not to DNF and I’m glad I didn’t Or did? I didn’t F it yet, but I will
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For a very long time, I didn’t want kids because I thought kids were annoying. Everyone told me “oh don’t worry, it’s completely different when they’re yours.” I can finally say that they were right! It’s way more annoying when it’s your own kid
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The problem with this strategy is that now I have to decide what to read next
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How can I bottle this feeling and save it for later
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Connecting my VPN to a server in Tokyo just to feel something
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A mood
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chl$
@chelsssseeeea22 Nov 2024
I don’t make the rules
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Ok but did Gandalf *click click* the tongs together before taking the ring out of the fire?
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Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.
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There was no body in the rug, time to uninstall TikTok again
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Couldn’t quite complete the third pull-up but I’m happy with the first two!
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>the immense disappointment I felt upon learning that the Reading Festival is a festival in a place called Reading and not a festival for everyone to meet up and read 😔
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Two inversions from my first silks class - I think I liked hoop more overall but silks were also super fun!
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I finally decided to take an aerial hoop class and I had so much fun 😍😍
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BACK IN THE MIDWEST THIS NOVEMBER Tickets go live this Friday! First time hitting Michigan and Indiana. Can’t wait to party with y’all then!
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Randall Munroe
@xkcd4 Jul 2024
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