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Cat mum 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Socialist. My brand is wasted potential and self deprecation. she/they

Paisley, Scotland
Joined April 2014
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Replying to @scottish_water
@scottish_water this morning you’ve carried out work in my street requiring water to be turned off. The water is now brown and murky. I have a formula fed 9 week old and your workers did not inform me that I would be without water. This is totally unacceptable
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There are people on the left who have looked at the state of the world and decided the best use of their energy is calling out Jeremy Corbyn for not being pro Palestine enough. I wonder why we never get close to electoral success?
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Can someone please tell the socialist MP’s that most people don’t know who Karie Murphy is, and are more concerned with the fact they can’t pay their rent and electric bill than whatever statements they’re putting out
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Replying to @edfenergy
@edfenergy I’ve just moved into a property that you supply and I’ve been trying to get in touch with you to set up an account and pay you all week. Can you please assist me as I cannot get through on your phone lines
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I’ve discovered the height of toxic boomer masculinity and it’s threatening to collapse an entire property sale chain over a 2 week delay to completion dates
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I really think it’s unfair that Evri get all the hate when @Yodel_ServiceUK exist
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Heavily judging any Labour politician who isn’t speaking out against disability benefits cuts just now
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Maybe the Glastonbury line up isn’t bad. Maybe you’re just getting old
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Someone please end the tyranny of white straight couples prominently featuring Pink Pony Club in their weddings. Did they just completely miss the point?
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Definitely showing my age here but you can’t walk the length of yourself in Glasgow city centre without breathing in someone else’s vape smoke. Why have we all decided this is acceptable now because it smells fruity?
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If it wouldn’t be socially acceptable to waft cigarette smoke around somewhere the same rule should apply to vapes, whether it smells like watermelon or not
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Apparently unpopular opinion but this headline isn’t badly written, people are just reactionary and should learn to read before commenting
Football fan backs calls for sanitary bins for men bbc.in/4j7i9IT
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The headline is misleading & missing context This is a campaign backed by Prostate Cancer UK to install sanitary bins to help with the side effects of prostate cancer bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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If she could restock Folklore long pond studios vinyl next that would be appreciated
I would actually LOVE Taylor to restock every rare item because in no world should resellers be making a living off of scamming Swifties. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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I always briefly get my life together over the Christmas period because I don’t have to work against myself to get up for work and can clean my kitchen at midnight
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Willing to bet good money that all of these women have product in their hair
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I mean the fact that children’s literature is dominated by David Walliams now is both a good counterpoint to this tweet and an explanation for why children don’t read anymore
Of course children aren't reading for pleasure anymore. We've spent a decade sanitising literature, feeding kids politicised, socially progressive drivel. It's not shocking they've stopped reading it. Short🧵on what's happened to publishing
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Can’t put into words what a downgrade the new Glasgow subway is
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Honestly wondering who the market is for all these 350-400k new build houses in the Glasgow area. There’s an abundance of housing at that price range meanwhile people trying to move from a flat to a house are in bidding wars for the few 150-250k houses on the market
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I realise I’m relatively fortunate here and other people have it much worse, but I am living in a perfect starter flat a first time buyer with a modest budget, but I can’t move on because you need 40k over home report for any reasonably priced house
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I know I’m painfully millennial but I’ll be honest, I have no idea what trousers I’m supposed to buy now that the shops aren’t full of skinny jeans
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It’s all fun and games with relaxed fit and cuffed ankles until it’s winter and you need to wear a pair of boots
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I’ve not had my full dose of ADHD medication since May. Yesterday the pharmacists at my GP practice called me to tell me she’d found stock at a different chemist than my usual one, had written me a generic prescription and called the chemist to keep it aside for me. So today
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I’m fully medicated and thankful for the amazing people who work in the NHS and try their very best to make the best of the shitshow we’re all dealing with. I could actually cry my head is so quiet
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Replying to @ScotRail
@ScotRail the fix for the flexipass bug hasn’t rolled out to my phone and I’m unable to activate a second ticket today. Do I have any other option rather than buying an anytime single tonight to get home?
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