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I have never met a successful person that was a quitter. Successful people never, ever, give up!
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I enter my portal today go check all my results from 100L to 500L all the courses wey I get E and D na woman teach am, I no even blame myself.
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I don't know much about science but I know the flying car cannot fly with a fat girl inside
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Naoya Inoue has taken to social media to state that he is preparing for a move to 126lbs as he doesn't feel like waiting around for Jesse 'Bam' Rodriguez 😮
From a call with a woman I like and really likes me and I could feel the lust in her voice crawl through my phone's earpiece and straight into my nervous system and struck my genitals like a drop of water on a wilting plant. My schlong is now pulsating in Morse Code "Loise Loise"
Droid hukua a very interesting fella. Not interesting in a fun way, interesting in a derogatory way. You can see the exact moment ametweet and he's expecting to be treated as if deep inside his anus there is undiscovered crude oil. A quite weird fella
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There is a reason I always tell my hommies if you are dating a broke woman,
Just cheat
A poor lady can't stand for anything
Alot is masked in poverty
The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely (they lack wisdom) and shut up
Never marry a broke woman
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate





















