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THIS DEAD ASS MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST CLIP OF THE FUCKING SEASON MAN I BEEN CRYING AT THIS SHIT FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
An employee inside AT&T Stadium said “embarrassing,” after that Cowboys loss.
Dak looking back to see who it was.
#dallascowboys #cowboysnation
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Watch how the Cotton Bowl goes from boos to cheers at the 50 yard line and tell me this isn’t the best rivalry in college football!
Best week of the year!!!
#TEXvsOU
#RedRiverRivalry
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Pay attention to your local elections: city council, school board, community college boards - this is what affects your lives daily.
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Replying to @ChuckGrassley
Yet republicans currently hold all 3 branches of government, and no one has been held accountable. Then you ask for our votes again…uh no, that’s not how this works Sir. How about some arrests, convictions, and accountability?
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I have a question for Hollywood.
You wore the keffiyeh on the red carpet, signed boycott pledges, gave speeches at award shows and used your platforms to tell the rest of us what justice looks like.
Macklemore. Susan Sarandon. Mark Ruffalo. Javier Bardem. Emma Stone. Joaquin Phoenix. Olivia Colman. Tilda Swinton. Riz Ahmed. Andrew Garfield. Ayo Edebiri. Bella Hadid. Hannah Einbinder. Melissa Barrera. Cynthia Nixon.
Now the UN itself has documented what is happening in the camps in Gaza. Girls handed over for food. Rape victims pushed into marrying the man who attacked them. A father gave away his 14-year-old daughter for two bags of flour. Forced marriages more than doubled in a single quarter.
No Israeli soldier arranged those weddings. Fathers did. Uncles, brothers-in-law, clan elders and camp leaders did. And a Hamas regime lets it happen.
The same regime shot one of its own commanders, Mahmoud Ishtiwi, after holding him for a year. Hamas announced he had been executed for "moral turpitude," its term for homosexuality. Hamas documents later found in a tunnel in Gaza describe what happened and show that Hamas kept torturing members it believed were gay.
Every summer the same regime gathers tens of thousands of children and teenagers in camps. There they learn to take weapons apart and put them back together, and they practice kidnapping Israeli soldiers.
In earlier years they were trained to stab and stone police officers, while instructors celebrated the dead as martyrs. Much of the training takes place in schoolyards and classrooms, where children should be learning to read.
On Hamas's own TV channel, little kids in military uniforms are interviewed about the fight. A child in Gaza learns early that the greatest thing it can achieve is to die.
You march for women's rights and for gay people's right to live freely. You talk about every child's right to a childhood. In Gaza you stand shoulder to shoulder with the people crushing all of it.
As long as they fight Israel, you look the other way.
Can you really not see the double standard? Or are you just playing dumb to get attention at any cost?
You call Israel genocidal. No court has ruled that it is, and the death tolls behind the accusation come from Hamas's own health ministry. You cheer for "the resistance." But in Gaza the resistance has a name, and the name is Hamas. You just won't say it out loud.
Look at the leaders the Palestinians have been given. The Grand Mufti who sat down with Hitler. Arafat, who hijacked planes and funneled hundreds of millions into accounts he controlled. Abbas, elected for four years and still in power more than twenty years later.
And then Hamas, whose leaders lived in luxury in Qatar while sending their own people to die.
You defend a people and close your eyes to the tyrants who have kept it down for a hundred years.
Where are your posts now? Where is the speech from the stage?
Macklemore, you wrote an entire song for Gaza. Where is the verse about a 14-year-old girl sold for flour?
The girls of Gaza only mattered as long as they fit your story. The moment reality stopped fitting, you went quiet.
You were never fighting for them, only for yourselves and your own reputation. A reputation that will soon be put to shame. Because the truth always wins, and it takes down those who stayed silent when it mattered.
Now sit down and shut up.
Some of the stupidest tweets I've ever seen on this site were posted today in opposition to making unproductive, low ROI college degree programs ineligible for Fed'l loans.
Based on the demented emotionalism and fallacious 'logic' of these posts, I can only conclude they were written by people who currently hold those very same, useless degrees.
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The government should absolutely be monitoring the leisure spending of any and all people on welfare.
If you’re on food stamps but are taking Carnival cruises or going out several times a week, you should NOT be receiving a DIME from taxpayers.
So sick of this BS.
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Government should have never begun issuing college loans. Retreating from this disaster will bring college costs down by balancing tuition and loan demand in the free market.
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
Okay, this isn’t to get political. Just an observation.
I’ve seen CNN, USA Today, People Magazine, and hundreds of smaller publications report that the President got booed yesterday.
He did not get booed. Everyone there knows this, but they continue to report that.
Regardless of how you feel about the current administration, if the press doesn’t want to be called fake news, then don’t lie.
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It's funny how covid was this big unprecedented historical event but they're never going to make any movies about it because it would make everyone look retarded
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And yet you didn’t have a fucking word to say last week when my friend was FUCKING BEHEADED WHILE MINDING HIS BUSINESS ON A PARK BENCH. THAT DIDN’T BENEFIT YOU DID IT? Fuck you, you cock sucking piece of rotting ass. Fuck you. FUCK YOU
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Adding insult to injury for Bears fans
The Vikings turned their home field into the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
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Every day in Austin, people die from random shootings and fentanyl overdoses.
The left refuses to lock up the offenders, clear drugs from the streets, or get addicts into treatment.
Liberals instead strike a humane pose immediately after an ICE-involved shooting.
Almost nothing is known about the incident, yet Democrats scramble to condemn ICE.
This is the political theatrics that no one actually subscribes to—if you have an IQ over 90.
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The left? The party of inclusion. The party of tolerance. The party that welcomes everyone. That party? They are the party of none of those things. They are the party of groupthink and of intolerance. You must believe everything they believe or else you are the enemy. And the truly amazing part is that every single solitary one of them thinks they are kind and just and tolerant. Every single one of them
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Leftists will call Charlie Kirk a Nazi, and then rally behind Macklemore.
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Adam Carolla to the 40% of Americans who pay ZERO federal income tax: “F*CK YOU. You don’t get to vote.”
He said what we’re all thinking. The f-bombs are completely appropriate here.
CAROLLA: “We don’t need your vote. Your vote is MORE FREE SH*T for you.”
“So, not only is it a thing where it’s like you’re you’re not creating anything, you’re actually voting for the free stuff.”
“You’re not contributing, you’re not paying any taxes. I know how you’re going to vote in everything. It’s going to be MORE FREE SH*T for you.”
“Okay, I’m doing the same thing with people who don’t get an ID. You’re NOT part of our society, F*CK YOU, you don’t get to vote.”
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A client once asked me whether they should spend $40K on a sponsor booth at a major SaaS conference or try something smaller.
I told them to take $800, book a private dining room at a steakhouse 4 blocks away, and invite 8 target VPs of Operations who were already attending the event.
We skipped the slide decks entirely. We ordered dry-aged ribeyes, poured two bottles of cabernet, and opened with one question about the messiest operational roadblock everyone was trying to fix that quarter.
The conversation went for 3 hours. Our VP of Product sat next to an enterprise buyer.
Out of those 8 dinner guests:
- 6 booked deep-dive architecture reviews within 14 days
- 3 closed before the end of the quarter
- Total closed ARR from that one $800 dinner was $185K
Meanwhile, the $40K booth across the street collected 340 badge scans and closed zero deals.
B2B buyers with real budget do not make six-figure software decisions while standing in an aisle holding a branded tote bag. They make them over dinner with peers.
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🚨🇺🇸 CAR@LHO, QUE LAPADA! 🔥🔥🔥
CNN: “Este é um imigrante sem documentos...”
Miller: “Eles estavam aqui ILEGALMENTE?”
CNN: “Quero que esta seja uma discussão de boa-fé...”
Miller: “Quando você usa uma linguagem feita para ocultar a verdade, isso NÃO é boa-fé. Um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL é um ESTRANGEIRO ILEGAL. Eles não são ‘imigrantes sem documentos’.”
CNN: “Stephen, estamos tentando humanizar o debate...”
Miller: “Humanizar? Então vamos humanizar o Código Penal também. O assaltante de banco passa a ser ‘especialista em retirada sem agendamento prévio’. O estelionatário vira ‘empreendedor de narrativas financeiras alternativas’. O cara que entra na sua casa sem convite é só um ‘visitante com documentação pendente’. Que tal?”
CNN: “Isso é uma analogia grosseira.”
Miller: “Grosseira é fingir que a lei federal some porque a redação da CNN inventou um eufemismo mais fofo. ‘Sem documentos’ soa como alguém que esqueceu a carteira no Uber. Não. É alguém que cruzou a fronteira sem autorização, ficou, e agora a imprensa trata o estatuto jurídico como se fosse uma questão de estilo de escrita.”
CNN: “Mas muitos contribuem para a economia...”
Miller: “Ah, o argumento clássico: o crime deixa de ser crime se a pessoa lava prato ou constrói telhado. Pelo mesmo critério, o contrabandista de cigarro também ‘contribui’, gera emprego no transporte. Quer que a gente chame ele de ‘empreendedor logístico informal’? A CNN topa?”
CNN: “Você está polarizando.”
Miller: “Não. Eu estou recusando o dicionário de marketing. Vocês mudam a palavra, depois acusam quem usa o termo legal de ser ‘desumano’. É o truque mais velho do livro: primeiro suaviza o vocabulário, depois declara vitória moral. Os Estados Unidos já cansaram desse teatro. Chamem o que é. Ou admitam que o objetivo nunca foi clareza — foi controle da narrativa.”
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