Sells razor blades and mirrors on the street. I knew a man who once said death smiles at us all and all a man can do is smile back.

Joined May 2011
Hi @seftoncouncil when are you going to sort this illegal car park out outside the Cat and Fiddle so pedestrians can use the bench when waiting for the bus? All the pavement is up and uneven thx to the cars. It’s a trip hazard
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Different angle… 😭
A Coritiba player scored away at Chapecoense in the Brazilian Serie A last night and jumped over the advertising board to celebrate, only to fall down a hole and injure himself… 🫣 After all that, the goal was disallowed too… 😭
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Adolf hasn’t taken the Gorton and Denton result too well…
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WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣
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Get you’re trousers on sir the fuzz are at the door#PeterMandelson
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
I have spent the last ten days at our inquiry listening to the testimonies of women who have been raped and abused by packs of mainly Pakistani Muslim men. One girl was raped, and then had a whisky bottle forced into her. It shattered inside her. She was 12. 12, Prime Minister. This has happened all over Britain. Everywhere. It still goes on today. NOW. Thousands and thousands and thousands of British girls treated as meat. As dirt. As pieces of shit. What are you doing about it? The honest answer is this. F*** all. You are more concerned about clinging on to the Muslim vote than acting to protect vulnerable British girls. I have never been so furious at a British Prime Minister. You honestly disgust me. You should be ashamed of yourself. I truly mean that. Act now, and I mean now, or history will be appropriately brutal.
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This is brilliant 🤣
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⚠️ Yellow weather warning issued ⚠️ Ice across Northern Ireland Tuesday 1800 – Wednesday 1100 Latest info 👉 bit.ly/WxWarning Stay #WeatherAware⚠️
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Aging is temporary. Going Home is forever 🙏🏼🕊️😇
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Any aliens out there who can give me a lift off this planet?
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Charles writing to Channel4🤣#Dispatches
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Two buses have now gone past saying out of service. When this bus does arrive it’s going to be absolutely rammed on its route to the city centre
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Hi now an unofficial taxi rank and car park. @seftoncouncil outside the Cat and Fiddle pub
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Anyone want to pick this up? @GBNEWS
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