@Jeremy___David

trees. books. dogs. outside stuff. I think about grief a lot more than most things. brother. Son. Friend.

 WA/PA
Joined May 2011
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Still get to do what I enjoy but starting at 9 instead of seven and for MORE MONEY? I don’t even care that much about the money, the sleeping in is gonna be gnarly.
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Going to find mushrooms with my dog. Open invitation. Come explore with us!
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I’m happy. I’m in Pittsburgh. These things were once believed to be mutually exclusive to me. Weird
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I’m a master communicator when it comes to communicating with really dumb folx. I’m a really dumb folx too
had a new staff open the gates this morning and he thought it was normal that all the dinosaurs were there at the gates to “greet him” and that they must do that every morning with staff as like a team huddle and not that they’d just escaped their enclosures last night
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The problem is not just that Trump thinks himself to be a Messiah, it’s that too many Christians want their Messiah to be more like Trump.
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Detroit was fun. Great mirrors.
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Life has been very good to me. But right now, at this point in time, it’s the best it’s ever been.
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Travis Barker
@travisbarker17 Oct 2020
Don’t trust anyone for president
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut17 Oct 2020
How nice--to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive.
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FREE FACTS@FREE_FACTS17 Oct 2020
People who unfollow you on twitter are going to murder you in real life
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut17 Oct 2020
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Bob Goff
@bobgoff17 Oct 2020
"Love one another." What's simple isn't always easy; what's easy doesn't always last.
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First road trip ever today, pray for me!!!
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Kurt Vonnegut@Kurt_Vonnegut16 Oct 2020
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
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Man half the dumb things I see on the internet are so fake
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It’s officially the “Hey there, do you still work at Apple?” season.
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It’s ungodly cold right now
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Your OG 🐩@LRNROSE15 Oct 2020
my uncle was dating this woman for 25yrs and he ended up breaking up w her bc she wanted marriage and was “moving too fast” for him. but ironically enough his next gf ended up murdering him. theres a lesson here somewhere
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