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Just want to make sure everyone remembers that the richest man in the world is ...
* An unelected co-President of the United States
* A private citizen with illegal access to our information
* A Nazi
Me: I don't like hard games, I'm not good at hard games, I don't have the time to "git gud", super challenging games just aren't my thing!
Also me:
ALT A screenshot of Elden Ring showing me having defeated Malenia (and yes, it was technically me and my Mimic Tear, but still ...)
The fact that Persona 5 is told in flashback means that there are several points where you're like, "And then on the twenty-SIXTH, I did some laundry, bought some food from a vending machine, and read a book about flowers. Then on the twenty-SEVENTH ..."
I'm putting it out in the world: Whatever movie comes out of all of this, Bob Odenkirk should play Biden.
Playing Stardew Valley for the first time, standing outside Leah's house, holding a salad over my head like it's the boombox from Say Anything.
Okay, so this is a super niche joke that would have been much funnier 15 years ago, but I just thought of it, so y'all ready, here we go ...
When Philadelphians go to see a Transformers movie, they have to say at the ticket counter whether they want it Witwicky or Witoutwicky.
WAIT, HOLD ON, WAIT, THE METROID PRIME 4 TRAILER CAME OUT TODAY, AND NO ONE THOUGHT TO TELL ME???!?!
"Okay, the lead in this animated film is a lion who becomes king of the Pride Lands. So we need a fierce, commanding type. Like a young James Earl Jones."
(Presses button on phone)
"Get me Matthew Broderick!!!"
Me, giving up early in every From Software game: I don't get it!!! I just don't get it!!! What am I missing???
Me, finally defeating my first boss in a From Software game: Ohhhh, shit, okay!
Look, I've been trying to make 2024 a year of change, and I just defeated my first boss in a From Software game, so ...
Elon Musk is a Cisgender Nazi retweeted
Are you a Queer artist?
Do you wish that people would help financially support your art?
The queer games bundle is here to help provide financial support.
Please consider submitting your games.
Hi everyone -- it's Caroline. I'll be leading the bundle this year while Taylor works to leave Florida. The bundle's submission page is open now:
itch.io/jam/queer-games-bund…
Please submit your games and other work by May 1. I guarantee submissions will stay open until then.
Happy International Asexuality Day to all you aces and aros out there, with a particular shout out to my fellow demisexuals and aegosexuals.
It's by no means the greatest or funniest of romantic comedies, but I think about this monologue (and subsequent reaction shot) from Down With Love all the time ...
youtu.be/dcmN6yG0-a0?si=XlpN…